[quote]HeavyTriple wrote:
High school athletics are hilarious right now. Trust me, though, the parents don’t need you to do a bunch of silly crap. I’ve had several come to me because I get them significantly stronger than their coaches do, which then gets them more attention. No need for any frill.[/quote]
There’s another element to this that I have seen though. Kids talk, and kids are fucking stupid. When little Billy Badass squats 500 a foot high and has a back spotter and two side spotters pushing him up with all their might so he’s not crushed and then saying “THAT WAS ALL YOU BRO I DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING NICE SQUAT NEW PR!” Stupid fucking Billy actually believes that he can squat 500. I shit you not, these kids delude themselves like nothing I’ve ever seen.
And the problem is they tell their parents, they tell their friends, they tell the kids from other schools. And now you can’t have someone do a legitimate 300lb squat, because their parents would say “Well I heard little Billy Badass was squatting 500. Why isn’t my son doing that? Your trainers are shit! Your gym is shit! You’re not getting any more of my money.” And the kids themselves will lose confidence thinking everyone is massively stronger than them. You can’t have the kids from one school benching 350 while kids from another school only bench 200 (even if one is actually legit and the other is not).
And so the trainers I see just let it go on this way. It’s just a big fucking circle jerk where everyone thinks they are literally hundreds of pounds stronger than they are just so that no one appears to be weaker either to each other or the parents or the coaches. Fuck reality.
I feel sorry for the boys really. One of them wanted to work in with me and my training partner on bench one day, which I happily obliged. He swore up and down that he was a 315 bencher. So we got to our 225 warmup and he struggles to bounce the bar off his chest 4 times. I’ll never forget the look on his face. He seems genuinely confused as to why he couldn’t bench more. Why didn’t the spotter have his hands on the bar? Why did this weight feel so much heavier than before? “Uh, I’m just not feelin it today.” He said, and left. What’s worse, his dad looked pissed that his son couldn’t do that too. He’s just as deluded as his son.
I can’t even tell you how many fucking twigs I’ve seen at the gym tell me their best squat is like 530 or whatever. I’ve gone to my car and gotten my checkbook and told them “I swear to Christ I will write you a check for $1,000.00 if you can squat 500lbs today.” No takers.