How to 'Bulk' For Naturals

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also, notice I haven’t even been online since Saturday and all some of you have come here for is to troll the thread.

Acting like I am making you do it is retarded.[/quote]
I’m pretty good at acting

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also, notice I haven’t even been online since Saturday and all some of you have come here for is to troll the thread.

Acting like I am making you do it is retarded.[/quote]
I’m pretty good at acting[/quote]

Apparently.

Having deep discussions about topics like this?

Not so good tho.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]anonym wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I got to meet Tim…who is a very intelligent business man.[/quote]

LOL… ya think? What a surprise, that the founder of an extremely successful, multi-million-dollar supplement company and website could be considered to be an intelligent business man.

And here I was thinking he pulled his business model out of a box of Cracker Jacks or something.

Mind filling me in on whether or not Michael Jordan was any good at basketball, while you’re at it? Do you think Garry Kasparov knows what to do with a rook from time to time?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
He is who told me he respected my posts here.[/quote]

Ya know, it’s funny that, for someone who once wrote that he doesn’t care what people on this site think about him, you sure as shit didn’t miss the opportunity to shoehorn a comment about how cool other people think you are into this exchange.

But then, there are ALSO a lot of very intelligent people here who think you are a complete clown. Soo… cool story, I guess?

[quote]Professor X wrote:
You can judge that anyway you want…but no one is flying you to CO based on casual writing on a message board alone…[/quote]

Oh, you. Just give me another six years and 45k posts, maybe even subtract a social life (oh, I forgot, you “barely post” anymore), and we will see what happens.

But, it must be deeply satisfying to know that your 10+ year, 50k post stint on this site has, against all odds, culminated in a legacy more remarkable than just a substantial portion of the site (including two of the most congenial and patient posters in the whole wide word of all time) viewing your presence in any given thread solely through an ego-shattering kaleidoscope of pity, contempt and disgust.

You are also one of the people who got… to ride an airplane for free.[/quote]

All of this is basically bullshit.[/quote]

Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.[/quote]

I can say this…some of you MUST feel threatened to keep this up this long.

Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

You know what that means…

Autopsy. Now we’ll finally know his true BF %.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.[/quote]

I can say this…some of you MUST feel threatened to keep this up this long.

Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

LOL

Dodge, evade, obscure…you are a professional evader I’ll give you that.

He called you on your bullshit, I agreed…that is not trolling hommie.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

When you’re ready, let me know.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Also, notice I haven’t even been online since Saturday and all some of you have come here for is to troll the thread.

Acting like I am making you do it is retarded.[/quote]
I’m pretty good at acting[/quote]

Apparently.

Having deep discussions about topics like this?

Not so good tho.[/quote]
You haven’t seen the script. How do you know?

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

You know what that means…

Autopsy. Now we’ll finally know his true BF %.[/quote]
The plot (and adipose) thickens

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

I am here to discuss lifting weights. Guys like you are here to discuss me.

Deal with it and move on. I have my life handled. I don’t need your help with that. I’m doing just fine.[/quote]

pssssh yea! Why wouldn’t we want to discuss YOU? You are the biggest mofo here and we’re all secretly jelly. [/quote]

You must be “secretly something” to spend this much time NOT discussing the topics and focusing on every fault you c an find in every post I write.

I mean, seriously…what is the goal of the guys acting like you?

You really plan to keep this up in every thread I write in forever?[/quote]

Same goal as you really: entertainment.

If you can’t beat them, join them.

But you’re right. I should stop. I’m starting a new job in a few weeks and just finding childish ways to pass the time.

I’m gonna have the opportunity to start training at Quads gym in Chicago. If you’re ever passing through it’d be really cool to be able to train with you.

Good day.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

Similar to the Dread Pirate Roberts…I wonder who is captain of the ship these days?

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

Similar to the Dread Pirate Roberts…I wonder who is captain of the ship these days?[/quote]

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

You know what that means…

Autopsy. Now we’ll finally know his true BF %.[/quote]
The plot (and adipose) thickens[/quote]

LOL

It’s kind of crazy that an autopsy is even needed if you think about it. I mean he posted a new tank top avatar like every other day. If people can’t tell how lean he is from all those pics they are just haterz.

Dem shoulders though, amiright?

Shoulders like those don’t just happen by accident. He never really gave himself enough credit for those shoulders.

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]super saiyan wrote:

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:

[quote]BrickHead wrote:

[quote]jskrabac wrote:
Also note that X doesn’t post on weekends. More evidence he’s a conglomerate of Biotest peeps. [/quote]

He’s usually on Saturday mornings and early afternoon. [/quote]

I’m just havin some fun with this whole conspiracy theory angle man =/[/quote]
You guys have it all wrong. The actual Professor X died years ago.[/quote]

You know what that means…

Autopsy. Now we’ll finally know his true BF %.[/quote]
The plot (and adipose) thickens[/quote]

LOL

It’s kind of crazy that an autopsy is even needed if you think about it. I mean he posted a new tank top avatar like every other day. If people can’t tell how lean he is from all those pics they are just haterz.

Dem shoulders though, amiright?

Shoulders like those don’t just happen by accident. He never really gave himself enough credit for those shoulders.[/quote]
Especially since that pic was taken yesterday last Tuesday

[quote]LoRez wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

When you’re ready, let me know.[/quote]

Been ready.

You have yet to actually discuss anything but to claim one comment about a pump out of context represented everything I think and believe on the subject.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
I am here to discuss lifting weights. Guys like you are here to discuss me.[/quote]

Again, this all ties back into your deranged fascination with the idea that every poster on this site is marching out of step except for you.

Next time you decide to “not even post much anymore”, do yourself a favor and take off the tinfoil hat, put the urine-drinking levels of delusional paranoia about “posses” being out to get you on the back burner, and just honestly try to reflect on why shit like this is the inevitable aftermath of a startling majority of your posts, and your posts, alone.

In fact, while you’re at it, try to understand that I routinely post in threads YOU AREN’T in, about subjects that ARE NOT RELATED TO YOU. I have a pretty good idea about how much empty space there must be in your skull, so I’m sure you shouldn’t have too much of a problem being able to wrap your head around that.

Do that, then come back and tell me whether or not you genuinely feel that I am only here to discuss you.

[quote]Professor X wrote:
Deal with it and move on. I have my life handled. I don’t need your help with that. I’m doing just fine.[/quote]

Bro, there was nothing to “deal with” until you felt the need to try lording your cyber-persona over me as if a free plane ticket and a pat on the head are things that would make me skulk away all flustered, red-faced and thoroughly chastised.

I ALREADY WROTE that you likely didn’t train with the other guys because of a) Biotest feeling they would get enough hits with a 1 on 1 training session, and/or b) scheduling conflicts which precluded the opportunity for that to happen.

I’m not your travel agent, so I neither know nor care about the specific details why. What I DO know, however, is that you were too busy blubbering your apathetic and “casual” retorts to see my serious follow-up, and then decided menstruate a condescending, ego-reinforcing hissy fit when I reminded you that you have enough trouble keeping up with this sort of thing without the added handicap of breezing past salient posts.

Now… deal with that and move on.

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.[/quote]

I can say this…some of you MUST feel threatened to keep this up this long.

Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

LOL

Dodge, evade, obscure…you are a professional evader I’ll give you that.

He called you on your bullshit, I agreed…that is not trolling hommie.[/quote]

LOL!!!

He called me on my bullshit?

This discussion is about bulking…not what any one of you feels about me.

That is all some of you talk about…so clearly it makes you look desperate because if I was writing bad info, it would be easy to just focus on the discussion.

You can’t keep up with me there…so you stay on this level.

Cute.

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.[/quote]

I can say this…some of you MUST feel threatened to keep this up this long.

Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

LOL

Dodge, evade, obscure…you are a professional evader I’ll give you that.

He called you on your bullshit, I agreed…that is not trolling hommie.[/quote]

LOL!!!

He called me on my bullshit?

This discussion is about bulking…not what any one of you feels about me.

That is all some of you talk about…so clearly it makes you look desperate because if I was writing bad info, it would be easy to just focus on the discussion.

You can’t keep up with me there…so you stay on this level.

Cute.[/quote]
We’re all bulking our egos. Feelsgoodman.

[quote]spar4tee wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:

[quote]Professor X wrote:

[quote]UtahLama wrote:
Or 100% accurate…

Yea I’m gonna go with that.[/quote]

I can say this…some of you MUST feel threatened to keep this up this long.

Let me know when you want to discuss the actual topic.

I see you are busy trolling right now so you may be pre-occupied.[/quote]

LOL

Dodge, evade, obscure…you are a professional evader I’ll give you that.

He called you on your bullshit, I agreed…that is not trolling hommie.[/quote]

LOL!!!

He called me on my bullshit?

This discussion is about bulking…not what any one of you feels about me.

That is all some of you talk about…so clearly it makes you look desperate because if I was writing bad info, it would be easy to just focus on the discussion.

You can’t keep up with me there…so you stay on this level.

Cute.[/quote]
We’re all bulking our egos. Feelsgoodman.[/quote]

Apparently.

Glad you feel honor in destroying entire topics to keep this up.

Have fun.