[quote]DBCooper wrote:
My father is the senior project manager and lead inspector at a major university in California. He is oversees eight- or nine-figure jobs, such as building new dorms, laboratories, classrooms, libraries, gyms, etc, etc. He routinely hires people right out of college with an engineering degree of some sort for the position of project manager.
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Holy shit your dad has the same job as my dad. Except mine isn’t in university projects, he is in defense contracts.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Oh Im sorry honey, I thought someone here said something about being in a management type position…[/quote]
Yes, and my point still stands.
Um no, that isn’t what happened.
First off I didn’t attack you, I pointed out an obvious truth, based on your inability to understand why you would need to interview X amount of people for a position. This lack of awareness shows you don’t understand current market conditions, nor what it is like to manage people in various positions over an extended period of time.
Why does it show this? Because had you understood those two basic concepts you would never have asked why someone would need to interview that many people.
Depending on the position, 40 isn’t even that many.
Unresolved areas? What are you talking about? Did you just toss some words together into a sentence because they sound good together?
For someone who is supposed to be such a trend setter and so awesome in his individual uniqueness, this is a tired cliché insult…
Pretty lame for someone of your stature.
Thank goodness. I don’t think I could handle anymore awesome today, I’m still full up from yesterday.
[quote] I’ve gotten this same response for years, Ive doubted myself, but my doubts always ended up wrong. Until you meet me and see how I operate you’ll never have a clue, you just wont.
But I see you, you generic guy you. God created you with the copy paste funciton, enjoy your place within the printable area.[/quote]
Funny, you project this whole copy/paste idiom on me, yet you sound like 90% of people your age… You literally sound like every recent college grad that got their first job, lol. Good work on being such an individual.
We get interns and new hires like you every year. It is fun to watch them break.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
A couple of recognizeable customers of ours that I have projects with right now are Gillette, Morton salt (received approval yesterday), Owens Corning and Procter and gamble.
Just saying, my title isn’t BS.[/quote]
ZOMG! Name dropping now too?
Amazing.
ya’know, if any thread were to turn into an epic troll thread, i guess this would be a good one.
carry on (sigh)
[quote]Edgy wrote:
ya’know, if any thread were to turn into an epic troll thread, i guess this would be a good one.
carry on (sigh)[/quote]
Dont be sad Ginger bear
I would last one day as a manager where I work lol.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
A couple of recognizeable customers of ours that I have projects with right now are Gillette, Morton salt (received approval yesterday), Owens Corning and Procter and gamble.
Just saying, my title isn’t BS.[/quote]
ZOMG! Name dropping now too?
Amazing. [/quote]
Thought you were full on details dipshit?
Just couldnt help yourself could you?
GTFO
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Oh Im sorry honey, I thought someone here said something about being in a management type position…[/quote]
Yes, and my point still stands.
Um no, that isn’t what happened.
First off I didn’t attack you, I pointed out an obvious truth, based on your inability to understand why you would need to interview X amount of people for a position. This lack of awareness shows you don’t understand current market conditions, nor what it is like to manage people in various positions over an extended period of time.
Why does it show this? Because had you understood those two basic concepts you would never have asked why someone would need to interview that many people.
Depending on the position, 40 isn’t even that many.
Unresolved areas? What are you talking about? Did you just toss some words together into a sentence because they sound good together?
For someone who is supposed to be such a trend setter and so awesome in his individual uniqueness, this is a tired clichÃ??Ã?© insult…
Pretty lame for someone of your stature.
Thank goodness. I don’t think I could handle anymore awesome today, I’m still full up from yesterday.
[quote] I’ve gotten this same response for years, Ive doubted myself, but my doubts always ended up wrong. Until you meet me and see how I operate you’ll never have a clue, you just wont.
But I see you, you generic guy you. God created you with the copy paste funciton, enjoy your place within the printable area.[/quote]
Funny, you project this whole copy/paste idiom on me, yet you sound like 90% of people your age… You literally sound like every recent college grad that got their first job, lol. Good work on being such an individual.
We get interns and new hires like you every year. It is fun to watch them break. [/quote]
Applying stereotypes…thats a wise move…no seriously, youre doing pretty good for yourself at this point. you see, I’ll allow you one more detail about me, the harder I get pushed, the harder I push back, I love what others hate.
and also, yes these are generic insults, but if the shoe fits!
I can’t expect, even someone like you, to pick up on my awesomeness through the internet…maybe if it was analog somehow…
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Thought you were full on details dipshit?
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This is the best you can do? Do you want to go back and edit in something clever at least?
This isn’t even fun at this point.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Applying stereotypes…thats a wise move…no seriously, youre doing pretty good for yourself at this point[/quote]
If the shoe fits… amiright?
Also, someone that calls other people “dipshit” and can’t even use capital letters or apostrophes sure builds a solid case for themselves.
Right, all the more reason to assume you aren’t as special as you claim to be.
[quote]I can’t expect, even someone like you, to pick up on my awesomeness through the internet…maybe if it was analog somehow…
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Seriously… you, … like, have, to… do better than this.
Carb,
I think you should change your avatar. There should only be a half smiley face, for the front-facing half of your body. The other half should just be yellow. Can you have this done by the end of the day? K thanks.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Thought you were full on details dipshit?
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This is the best you can do? Do you want to go back and edit in something clever at least?
This isn’t even fun at this point.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Applying stereotypes…thats a wise move…no seriously, youre doing pretty good for yourself at this point[/quote]
If the shoe fits… amiright?
Also, someone that calls other people “dipshit” and can’t even use capital letters or apostrophes sure builds a solid case for themselves.
Right, all the more reason to assume you aren’t as special as you claim to be.
[quote]I can’t expect, even someone like you, to pick up on my awesomeness through the internet…maybe if it was analog somehow…
[/quote]
Seriously… you, … like, have, to… do better than this.
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This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Thought you were full on details dipshit?
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This is the best you can do? Do you want to go back and edit in something clever at least?
This isn’t even fun at this point.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Applying stereotypes…thats a wise move…no seriously, youre doing pretty good for yourself at this point[/quote]
If the shoe fits… amiright?
Also, someone that calls other people “dipshit” and can’t even use capital letters or apostrophes sure builds a solid case for themselves.
Right, all the more reason to assume you aren’t as special as you claim to be.
[quote]I can’t expect, even someone like you, to pick up on my awesomeness through the internet…maybe if it was analog somehow…
[/quote]
Seriously… you, … like, have, to… do better than this.
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Attacking my grammar and spelling??? DING DING DING we have a winner…see you later, thanks for Playing!!!
Your responses are getting worse and worse. theyre like “I am rubber you are glue…” that whole thing, havent heard it since Iwas like 7 but I have no clue how old you are so maybe…
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Thought you were full on details dipshit?
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This is the best you can do? Do you want to go back and edit in something clever at least?
This isn’t even fun at this point.
[quote]carbiduis wrote:
Applying stereotypes…thats a wise move…no seriously, youre doing pretty good for yourself at this point[/quote]
If the shoe fits… amiright?
Also, someone that calls other people “dipshit” and can’t even use capital letters or apostrophes sure builds a solid case for themselves.
Right, all the more reason to assume you aren’t as special as you claim to be.
[quote]I can’t expect, even someone like you, to pick up on my awesomeness through the internet…maybe if it was analog somehow…
[/quote]
Seriously… you, … like, have, to… do better than this.
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This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
Truth…this douche cannot possibly be this big of an asshole in the real world.
Then again maybe so.
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Farts you cant trust them
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…
…but seriously…30 solid seconds of fart.
That has to be a record.
Should have taped it for youtube.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…but seriously…30 solid seconds of fart.
That has to be a record.
Should have taped it for youtube.[/quote]
Problem is getting the video shot set up correctly
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…but seriously…30 solid seconds of fart.
That has to be a record.
Should have taped it for youtube.[/quote]
Problem is getting the video shot set up correctly[/quote]
Side shot.
No full asshole close ups for me.
I’m shy.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.