Also…and I know I may get flamed for this…but I swear it smelled like cookies.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…but seriously…30 solid seconds of fart.
That has to be a record.
Should have taped it for youtube.[/quote]
Problem is getting the video shot set up correctly[/quote]
Side shot.
No full asshole close ups for me.
I’m shy.[/quote]
Not even a quick brown eye wink?
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
…but seriously…30 solid seconds of fart.
That has to be a record.
Should have taped it for youtube.[/quote]
Problem is getting the video shot set up correctly[/quote]
Side shot.
No full asshole close ups for me.
I’m shy.[/quote]
Not even a quick brown eye wink?
[/quote]
Look dude, I don’t play that. If my ass is winking, it must have something in it and that ain’t cool.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
You may be right. Any decent troll wouldve made this a little more worth the read.
And besides, as i said before, most of the PM’s i deal with at my job are this fucking dumb too.
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
haha…
In other news, if I’m going to have someone make the shittest old man attempted insults
I’m gonna bump some classics…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
[/quote]
Soooooo…
You are saying…
You are not a real doctor…
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[/quote]
dat gif…
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Turn…On…The…Fan.
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[/quote]
dat gif…[/quote]
I know right, how many times did you watch it?
It is mesmerizing
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[/quote]
dat gif…[/quote]
I know right, how many times did you watch it?
It is mesmerizing [/quote]
I don’t even understand how that happened, did he have some kind of sudden onset aneurysm or did he use the cue to hit some ninja pressure point just below his knee?
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[/quote]
dat gif…[/quote]
I know right, how many times did you watch it?
It is mesmerizing [/quote]
I don’t even understand how that happened, did he have some kind of sudden onset aneurysm or did he use the cue to hit some ninja pressure point just below his knee?[/quote]
The pool stick breaks, and he just knocks himself out on the pool table.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]flipcollar wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]Ripsaw3689 wrote:
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]audiogarden1 wrote:
This is the least entertaining troll job ive seen around here in a while…[/quote]
I sadly think this is for real…[/quote]
BUT HE IS A FUCKING ENGINEER OKAY?! US ENGINEERS ARE SMARTER THAN ALL YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU DUMB FUCK.
[/quote]
[/quote]
dat gif…[/quote]
I know right, how many times did you watch it?
It is mesmerizing [/quote]
I don’t even understand how that happened, did he have some kind of sudden onset aneurysm or did he use the cue to hit some ninja pressure point just below his knee?[/quote]
The pool stick breaks, and he just knocks himself out on the pool table.[/quote]
Ah I geddit now, damn he drops clean even before the head trauma.
Back on adversity, I got laid off today for 2-6 weeks. Riding home I passed a framing crew at work and hollered up to them if they needed help, got a job. A cut in pay and all but its 40+ hours a week so I’m content with it.
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Your virginity?
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Your virginity?
[/quote]
Condom collection?
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Your virginity?
[/quote]
Condom collection?[/quote]
Generously sized buttplug?
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Your virginity?
[/quote]
Condom collection?[/quote]
Generously sized buttplug?[/quote]
15 lb buttplug. PX is hooge.
[quote]dmaddox wrote:
[quote]Big Kahuna wrote:
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
[quote]Testy1 wrote:
[quote]Professor X wrote:
Guys…I have a problem.
I just farted and it lasted for a scary long time. Should I call I a doctor?
I mean, I feel at least 15lbs lighter, but I am afraid I may have lost something important.[/quote]
Your virginity?
[/quote]
Condom collection?[/quote]
Generously sized buttplug?[/quote]
15 lb buttplug. PX is hooge.
[/quote]
I know someone that can wrap their sphincter around a 15 pounder for reps.