How Do They Get Big In Jail?

[quote]Der Candy wrote:
Sometimes when I hit the gym I get extra motivated if I try and imagine I am actually in prison lifting to save my life.

Stuff like sticking a cucumber up my ass before a workout to cultivate the ‘I’ve been raped’ mentality goes a long way in upping the intensity. [/quote]

LOL. I’d have to say that ranks you as “Severe” on the “Gaydar meter”.