How do I construct a cycle from this stuff?

Okay—I have easy access to the following ‘supplements’—

  1. Testoviron Depot—250 mg shots

  2. Deca Durabolin—50/100 mg shots

  3. Sustanon 250

  4. Andriol/Test Undecanoate

  5. Dianabol

  6. HCG

  7. Clomid (Clomiphene Citrate)

    I’m hoping some of you experienced users out there can help me out here! Which of these should I buy, and what dosages should I use them—A little history first, I’m 22, 6 feet tall, 205 lbs and want to gain about 15-20 lbs after a 6-8 week cycle. And needless to say, I don’t want my nuts to shrink, and bitch tits to pop-up.
    Thanks in advance to all those who respond.