No this is why he can strangle a bear. Everything below the navel has been amputated.
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Pics or those arms didnāt happen
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Not a problem. Will post as soon as I have a chance!
Is anyone really believing this EDIT: ābundle of sticksā or am I just really bad at getting sarcasm over the internet
Damn, I wish i could have arms your size. The thought of 18 or even biggerā¦ oh ,if only! OH wait a minuteā¦
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Meh, Iām not going to lower myself to name calling. Act tough on the internet, but I doubt you would ever say that to my face.
I will retract my original statement IF AND ONLY IF you post a picture of your 18" arms at 185 between 10-12% AND when you post a video of yourself choking out a bear.
Until then, your name āliftbearā will not mean this,
but this.
Feel free to take that second one for your profile pic if you want.
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Come on, do it. How hard can it be to fight a bear? All they do is ride tricycles and bounce around on tramapolines all day.
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Thatās pretty awesome.
I want to see the 18ās tho.
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How to get Bigger Gunz in three simple steps.
Step1 Tie A weight plate to the back of your hand
Step 2 Jerk it
Step 3 Do a million reps everyday
Now watch as your guns grow to a lean 23 inches.
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I like this new bear troll guy
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I am pretty sure he is Bee Brian/Zombapacolype, so sadly not new.
To his credit heās been a bit more interesting than those other guys. His chimpanzee and bear chat was really good.
Pushed his luck a little too far with the 18" arms though. Be interesting to see how he tries to resolve that. Photoshop maybe; I dunno.
Typically how this works is a guy takes a photo of themselves measuring the arms by length rather than by circumference, but itās only after drawing out the posts for like WEEKS and building up the suspense.
Itās usually that the camera broke, then the phone died, then they lost the transfer cable, then someone stole their laptop, etc etc.
RogueVampire played this masterfully back in the day; I donāt think he can be topped.
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Wow trolls are really remembered and revered around these here partsā¦
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Good ones are. Back around 2007 or so, the site was a solid split of iron veterans that knew their stuff, insane trolls with absurd gimmicks, and no one backing down from anyone on anything. I really miss it, haha.
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18" at 185 seems legit.
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Sarcasm?
LMAO at bundle of sticksā:joy: