If you want to be good at dancing, for the sake of dancing, then look up all this stuff and get good at it. If you’re going to clubs to get laid, then spit your game, and just grind with the girl on the dance floor.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Do this.
I don’t go to clubs anymore but if I could dance like this I would do it just about everywhere and I’m not even fucking kiddin’.[/quote]
lol nice… but I prefer this
[quote]Buff Sax Dude wrote:
How are men supposed to dance at clubs? There is no worse feeling than being the guy on the sidelines when everyone is on the dance floor having a blast, but how exactly are men supposed to dance?
Let’s face it, girls dominate the dance floor by their sheer numbers, but it’s not as if you could learn to dance by watching them. “Dance” for women consists of gyrating like pseudo-strippers; definitely not something a man should attempt!
After that there are the “side to side” shuffle dudes. They look so awkward it’s painful to watch.
Aside from that my only reference point is Usher… but who the fuck dances a choreography at a club?
So… and instructions or vids would be helpful. Thanks[/quote]
I read a really good book by Norman Mailer a few weeks ago. I suggest you read it, you’d like it. It’s called “Tough Guys Don’t Dance”
I always thought I could have made it as a professional dancer. I just didn’t give a damn about that.
[quote]ubergreg wrote:
Last time I danced in the club my nine fell out of my waistband and went off. It’s hard being a gangsta…[/quote]
The exact same thing happened to me the last time I went dancing. But I got arrested for indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious acts in public and attempted rape. It’s hard being a gangsta…
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Also learn to do this.
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soverynice
don’t worry, most women can’t dance, other than the ass shaking shit you see in music videos (which is where they learn it), and many can’t keep it up for an entire song, even less if they’re wearing heels.
last time I danced in a bar it was SUCH a relief to dance with a guy who knew a lil waltz, salsa, and swing in addition to the typical bump and grind. It was fun and easy to follow his lead, and pretty awesome to realize we’d cleared a space on the floor by the time the song was finished. When the other women in the area found out we weren’t dating, he got many phone numbers and free drinks. I lol’d.
Well said CBear.
I grew up with parents that loves to dance, so I have picked up alot of it and the enjoyment. The best kind of dancing is when you are just having a good time out on the dance floor, not trying to impress people.
Grinding has its place but isnt much of a dance. Its more of a “whose the hottest girl I can rub up on” thing, which is also enjoyable.
That’s why you go out in a small group, take a couple chicks with you (friends), make sure you’re all having a good time and start dancing with them.
I think I was shy up until a few years ago, then I realized people care less about your technique - although a good dancer will always grab attention - and more about the energy you give off. If you look like you’re having fun, people will want to be around you, period.
[quote]WhiteFlash wrote:
Do this.
I don’t go to clubs anymore but if I could dance like this I would do it just about everywhere and I’m not even fucking kiddin’.[/quote]
Aw man that’s worse than getting rick rolled. Shit that could be the new improved rick roll. get ice rolled.
[quote]artw wrote:
ubergreg wrote:
Last time I danced in the club my nine fell out of my waistband and went off. It’s hard being a gangsta…
The exact same thing happened to me the last time I went dancing. But I got arrested for indecent exposure, lewd and lascivious acts in public and attempted rape. It’s hard being a gangsta…[/quote]
-_-
Wow, you killed that.
[quote]elano wrote:
Copy this dude. He makes it look easy tho. Just practice moving your hips to the beat by moving your legs and even stiff ass dudes like us can be decent enough to get some pussy after the club.
Prof X?!?!
i agree on the not really dancing thing. Im not much of a dancer, hell im in no way graceful. I can do a little swing so if im a bit drunk ill get out there and have some fun. but then if im really drunk ill just dance like and idiot and have fun with everyone around thats the way to go if you cant dance. make a joke out of yourself or just stick to the bar.
[quote]meangenes wrote:
waylanderxx wrote:
TorqIt wrote:
The only instruction I have is to stay out of dance clubs unless you’re working as the bouncer, because you’re right - there is no good way to look like a real man in a dance club.
Haha, I’ve definitely seen some funny shit working and watching the guys. It’s really not hard though, I mean you just let a girl rub her ass on your balls and you follow her lead, pretty simple.
Just wanted to comment on your avatar. Centopani is a big ass dude, friend of a friend. Any clue what he’s doin now?
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Check out his new training vid on MD, he’s even bigger, fucking enormous actually.
[quote]CBear84 wrote:
don’t worry, most women can’t dance, other than the ass shaking shit you see in music videos (which is where they learn it), and many can’t keep it up for an entire song, even less if they’re wearing heels.
last time I danced in a bar it was SUCH a relief to dance with a guy who knew a lil waltz, salsa, and swing in addition to the typical bump and grind. It was fun and easy to follow his lead, and pretty awesome to realize we’d cleared a space on the floor by the time the song was finished. When the other women in the area found out we weren’t dating, he got many phone numbers and free drinks. I lol’d. [/quote]
One of my buddies has the prefect dancing trick. He starts doing all that popping and locking stuff (he’s fucking amazing at it) so people will just clear out a bit and watch him, then after a bit he pretends like he lasos (sp? you know the thing cowboys do to the cows) a girl and acts like he’s pulling her toward him and they always play along and go to him. I’ve never seen it fail.
[quote]Jereth127 wrote:
Men really aren’t supposed to dance. I’ve never been able to pick up a chick from dancing since I’m appropriately terrible at it. So when I do dance, I don’t do it for chicks, I only do it when drunk, and I just do it for FUN.[/quote]
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[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
an awesome story[/quote]
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
CBear84 wrote:
don’t worry, most women can’t dance, other than the ass shaking shit you see in music videos (which is where they learn it), and many can’t keep it up for an entire song, even less if they’re wearing heels.
last time I danced in a bar it was SUCH a relief to dance with a guy who knew a lil waltz, salsa, and swing in addition to the typical bump and grind. It was fun and easy to follow his lead, and pretty awesome to realize we’d cleared a space on the floor by the time the song was finished. When the other women in the area found out we weren’t dating, he got many phone numbers and free drinks. I lol’d.
One of my buddies has the prefect dancing trick. He starts doing all that popping and locking stuff (he’s fucking amazing at it) so people will just clear out a bit and watch him, then after a bit he pretends like he lasos (sp? you know the thing cowboys do to the cows) a girl and acts like he’s pulling her toward him and they always play along and go to him. I’ve never seen it fail.[/quote]
Dude, popping and locking is a gift from above. Quite possibly the most amazing action any human can perform.
just do this:
Just take off your shirt and start flexing.