How are men supposed to dance at clubs? There is no worse feeling than being the guy on the sidelines when everyone is on the dance floor having a blast, but how exactly are men supposed to dance?
Let’s face it, girls dominate the dance floor by their sheer numbers, but it’s not as if you could learn to dance by watching them. “Dance” for women consists of gyrating like pseudo-strippers; definitely not something a man should attempt!
After that there are the “side to side” shuffle dudes. They look so awkward it’s painful to watch.
Aside from that my only reference point is Usher… but who the fuck dances a choreography at a club?
So… and instructions or vids would be helpful. Thanks
Dude, don’t you see guys dancing with these women or are you hanging at lesbian clubs where it’s all chicks? If not then get a drink or two in ya and copy what you see the guys doing.
The only instruction I have is to stay out of dance clubs unless you’re working as the bouncer, because you’re right - there is no good way to look like a real man in a dance club.
Nothing I like more than to get on the dancefloor and cut a rug.
I almost feel for the weirdos who stand on the sidelines WISHING they could be up their busting moves like MJ after the switch treatment from Joe Jackson however it’s a good thing cos it means there’s more birds for guys like me to pull.
Men really aren’t supposed to dance. I’ve never been able to pick up a chick from dancing since I’m appropriately terrible at it. So when I do dance, I don’t do it for chicks, I only do it when drunk, and I just do it for FUN.
I can’t dance a lick. But in my glory days before I got married and I hung up my MC Hammer pants, the drink in one hand and my 2 step did the trick. Plus, you gotta be wicked with the tongue and get their interest off of dancing and in to you.
But seriously if you are a good dancer you will attract a lot of women. Dancing is sort of a mating ritual used to attract the opposite sex. Ever noticed how hot it is when you see a girl who knows how to move? Girls feel the same way when they see a guy who knows how to dance. Never worked out for me, though, not coordinated enough.
I usually buy youger guys beers to go dance with my girlfriends, so I don’t have to. “Hey brother, see those girls over there? Hot right? Here are a couple of beers you and your friend go dance with them for me, thanks man!”
[quote]TorqIt wrote:
The only instruction I have is to stay out of dance clubs unless you’re working as the bouncer, because you’re right - there is no good way to look like a real man in a dance club.[/quote]
Haha, I’ve definitely seen some funny shit working and watching the guys. It’s really not hard though, I mean you just let a girl rub her ass on your balls and you follow her lead, pretty simple.
Here you go start here, but get good at it before you do it.
I can’t do it myself, but I saw this one kid doing it at a club in florida (Tampa area) He was doing it to this girl and she was just standing there in awe, the rest of the night the dude had girls following him everywhere.
recently i’ve been making big scenes and clearing people out of the way. then kinda just put my hands on my hips and stare at everyone around me, and then bust a backfip.
