I usually just keep my knees bent/ hips loose. Throw my hands up. Grind a little, two step. Drop the shoulders to the side sometimes, get low with her as she’s grinding on me. Just try to make it flow. You guys all squat hundreds of lbs right? FFS you should be nimble enough to get funky with a chic and show her you get down to! I love when A chic I’m dancing with does an ATG squat in her heels, then I get low to and as we come up she just throws that ass into my lap on the way up like DAMN kapowwww!!!
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Here you go start here, but get good at it before you do it.
I can’t do it myself, but I saw this one kid doing it at a club in florida (Tampa area) He was doing it to this girl and she was just standing there in awe, the rest of the night the dude had girls following him everywhere.
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This reminds me of the time I convinced some noob in the old AOL BB chat room that science diet cat food was spiked with nandrolone and had the poor kid eating it for a few weeks! It was hysterical. It will be equally hysterical if this guy watches your instructional video and hits the club standing in one place waving his arms like an extra from a Michael Jackson video.
[quote]TheBodyGuard wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Here you go start here, but get good at it before you do it.
I can’t do it myself, but I saw this one kid doing it at a club in florida (Tampa area) He was doing it to this girl and she was just standing there in awe, the rest of the night the dude had girls following him everywhere.
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This reminds me of the time I convinced some noob in the old AOL BB chat room that science diet cat food was spiked with nandrolone and had the poor kid eating it for a few weeks! It was hysterical. It will be equally hysterical if this guy watches your instructional video and hits the club standing in one place waving his arms like an extra from a Michael Jackson video.
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Well I have only seen it live and in person once, and it definately worked for that dude. If you have seen it fail then I can’t argue with it, just giving my experiences. I used to just do the old two step and grind myself back in the day. I did a shitty attempt at a robot at my wedding with the whole room watching and that was the first dance for me since I was 21 and going to clubs.
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[quote]Vegita wrote:
TheBodyGuard wrote:
Vegita wrote:
Here you go start here, but get good at it before you do it.
I can’t do it myself, but I saw this one kid doing it at a club in florida (Tampa area) He was doing it to this girl and she was just standing there in awe, the rest of the night the dude had girls following him everywhere.
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This reminds me of the time I convinced some noob in the old AOL BB chat room that science diet cat food was spiked with nandrolone and had the poor kid eating it for a few weeks! It was hysterical. It will be equally hysterical if this guy watches your instructional video and hits the club standing in one place waving his arms like an extra from a Michael Jackson video.
Well I have only seen it live and in person once, and it definately worked for that dude. If you have seen it fail then I can’t argue with it, just giving my experiences. I used to just do the old two step and grind myself back in the day. I did a shitty attempt at a robot at my wedding with the whole room watching and that was the first dance for me since I was 21 and going to clubs.
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Could be the guy was just good looking or liked?
[quote]Stength4life wrote:
You get some real homos in those clubs. Alot of Asian men go to clubs. Not that there is any thing wrong with Asian men, just a trend I’ve noticed.[/quote]
This is how i make money… Don’t knock it 
[quote]Buff Sax Dude wrote:
How are men supposed to dance at clubs? There is no worse feeling than being the guy on the sidelines when everyone is on the dance floor having a blast, but how exactly are men supposed to dance?
Let’s face it, girls dominate the dance floor by their sheer numbers, but it’s not as if you could learn to dance by watching them. “Dance” for women consists of gyrating like pseudo-strippers; definitely not something a man should attempt!
After that there are the “side to side” shuffle dudes. They look so awkward it’s painful to watch.
Aside from that my only reference point is Usher… but who the fuck dances a choreography at a club?
So… and instructions or vids would be helpful. Thanks[/quote]
Depends on the type of dance club. I usually go to Salsa clubs, there’s a lot of girls there and there are some rules to that style (and you get to improvise within that framework). Not sure about other types of dance clubs.
[quote]ubergreg wrote:
Last time I danced in the club my nine fell out of my waistband and went off. It’s hard being a gangsta…[/quote]
This rules
- YouTube Here I found a dance that lets you incorporate BB poses. You’ll surely wow the masses and have chics jockin’ yo shit homie.
Copy this dude. He makes it look easy tho. Just practice moving your hips to the beat by moving your legs and even stiff ass dudes like us can be decent enough to get some pussy after the club.
Good question. I often think about this.
When I’m in private I can be fairly loose but clubbing, I tense up almost like a deer in the headlights.
Anyway, my plan has been to get super-flexible and just do a few graceful moves and let that be it. Somebody might think that’s a little effeminate but they would be forced to give credit, ultimately. This requires perfect execution (although being drunk sort of gives one an excuse) and some good space so I’m not crazy about it but I’m looking forward to this.
[quote]ubergreg wrote:
Last time I danced in the club my nine fell out of my waistband and went off. It’s hard being a gangsta…[/quote]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! funny shit… got me tho… thats why i only go to clubs with a hot lady friend who just grinds me like a stripper pole and makes me look good haha
I dance like a girl, kind of. I have a good sense of rhythm and I just go with the flow. You can get a girl this way (At least I did).
BUT, I would strongly advise against this kind of dancing, I stopped because as I’m getting older someone will just beat the shit out of me for dancing like a bitch 
[quote]elano wrote:
Copy this dude. He makes it look easy tho. Just practice moving your hips to the beat by moving your legs and even stiff ass dudes like us can be decent enough to get some pussy after the club.
Thanks, this was useful.
don’t forget to foam roll before you go out, so you can really get you hips loose.
[quote]waylanderxx wrote:
TorqIt wrote:
The only instruction I have is to stay out of dance clubs unless you’re working as the bouncer, because you’re right - there is no good way to look like a real man in a dance club.
Haha, I’ve definitely seen some funny shit working and watching the guys. It’s really not hard though, I mean you just let a girl rub her ass on your balls and you follow her lead, pretty simple.[/quote]
Just wanted to comment on your avatar. Centopani is a big ass dude, friend of a friend. Any clue what he’s doin now?
never say to yourself no one cares how you look… youll never have to see them again! you will, when your picture is in the paper…fuckin ninja camera men
Do this.
I don’t go to clubs anymore but if I could dance like this I would do it just about everywhere and I’m not even fucking kiddin’.
I see this getting you in with the lady:
men that aren’t professional dancers should not dance. grab a drink, and have a girl put her ass right on your dick and follow her movements. simple.
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
men that aren’t professional dancers should not dance. grab a drink, and have a girl put her ass right on your dick and follow her movements. simple.[/quote]
Hit the nail on the head.