Looking at those pics…I have a feeling that their workouts consist of curls and benching. They probably never wear shorts for a reason…little twiggy bird legs!
Someone take these guys over to westside barbell club and let Louie
de-douche them (or just beat the hell out of them).
[quote]Matgic wrote:
I feel your pain man. But believe me, I have enough friends in Jersey to know they aren’t all like growing up Gotti. Now Staten Island, that’s a whole different story…
I kid.
But seriously, Staten Island. shakes head
Nonetheless, I’m sure some of these growing up Gotti boys aren’t so bad. Well, I’m not really sure about that. But there probably are a few.
-MAtt[/quote]
I was actually going to bring up Staten Island. I have some good friends from SI and they look “guido” without looking as bad as those douches.
I also have friends from North Jersey (that look like these dopes), who for some God forsaken reason wished they grew up on that trash dump (literally), Staten Island.
That being said, if you don’t have a friend form Staten Island, I suggest you get one. Because they are the oddest, stupidest, funniest dirtbags ever. Some of the shit that goes on there is just unbelievable.
But here’s the thing. Okay, some of those girls are technically hot. But try talking to them for more than 2 minutes. Or 30 seconds if you’re sober. Then you’ll understand why they’re with douchebags. Because they’re douchebags too.
And one other point: the definition of douchebag isn’t that the guy is less physically attractive than the girl. It’s that he’s a fucking douchebag. Very different things.
The biggest one in Michigan works out at our gym. This guy is around 53 yrs old, wallet colored tan, pierced nipples, pink tank top, blonde hair, super tool. His wife is some 24yr old hot Polish chick, right off the boat. He must of had her shipped over and she’s obviously with him for the cash-ola.
This guy makes Danny Bonaduche look cool.
I’ve only encountered this species of douche one time, and unfortunately that was at a gym (in northern VA, he must’ve been migrating). As soon as I stepped into the weight room, I hear the moans that must be very similar to a gay porn video. Then I notice the spiked hair, tan, and beater. He walks over to his friends and all 180 lbs. of him postures and talks like he is the baddest mother fucker to ever live. Finally, after screaming to his friends, he finished one more set of bench (moaning on the very first rep and every rep after that up until about 8) and leaves. I’m pretty sure that 5 more minutes in the same room with him would’ve caused me to drop a dumbell on his face.
I understand where you’re coming from. A rebuttal: as a guy, you want to get laid , right? To do that, you have to meet women, right?
SO you need to go to where women are at. The more women, the better your odds, correct? You’re going to find a higher concentration of women at clubs than aywhere else. Bars are also good, except bars 80% of the time are big-time sausage farms where even uglies get a lot of attention.
Now if you’re young and your school is big and/or you’re popular, you may not need to go to clubs. But once you’re in the real world, you may change your tune.
Personally, the last 2 women I was with I met at a laundromat and a bar respectively. So you can pick up outside nightspots, I acknowledge that.
I think a lot of guys on this site, who take working out seriously, are doing themselves a disservice by not going out and “showing what they got”. Lord knows if I was in better shape I’d do a lot better.
Think about it
[quote]nephorm wrote:
If you’re going to brag about how hot your wife is, the least you can do is post a pic.
PGJ wrote:
Not a chance. Not with this bunch. Not on this site. I will say she’s an aerobics instructor.[/quote]
Is this her?
I’m Italian-American, and I do need to state that these guys in no way represent us, and other than the fact they wear clothing that says “?talia”, they are about as Italian as Chef Boyardee or Domino’s pizza.
That is one of the funniest links in T-Nation history!
“The best c#cksucker in Jrsey yo”
hahahahaha
Plus, any video that features on appearance from <BORAT!> is an automatic 5 ****
[quote]Miserere wrote:
Ahhh, what the hell, have to post this too:
Sometimes suicide is the only option.[/quote]
[quote]Miserere wrote:
Is this her?
LOL, well played.
I’m not sure what’s more horrifying; the inclusion of the jumping jacks, or the fact that somebody in that shape can actually find it amusing.
[quote]The Brain wrote:
I hope this isn’t to big. At least he looks kinda shitty about it.[/quote]
I knew a girl who looked like that and was dating a Douchebag who looked like that. Her comment: “I like him, he gives me money.”
Now Staten Island, that’s a whole different story…
I kid.
But seriously, Staten Island. shakes head
[/quote]
So you’ve been to Staten Italy I take it?
[quote]Miserere wrote:
nephorm wrote:
If you’re going to brag about how hot your wife is, the least you can do is post a pic.
PGJ wrote:
Not a chance. Not with this bunch. Not on this site. I will say she’s an aerobics instructor.
Is this her?
Why’d ya’ have to do that? That’s just wrong. I need therapy now. Thanks a lot.
[quote]Sonny S wrote:
I’m Italian-American, and I do need to state that these guys in no way represent us, [/quote]
I guess you must mean other than the fact that you seem to agree with these exhibitionist pretty-boy schmucks when you write
[quote]PGJ wrote:
Why’d ya’ have to do that? That’s just wrong. I need therapy now. Thanks a lot.[/quote]
Hey, all this could have been avoided by the timely posting of a certain pic, you know? 
My wife is also out of my league, but you don’t see me saying that, do you? And no, I didn’t just type that, so don’t go asking for a pic.
She’s not an aerobics instructor, either.
Where in my post do I say that I agree with them? Do you honestly think I’m approving of the way these guys dress and act?
Re-read my post.
Keep in mind many people on this site work out to look good, and esp. look good nekkid. Why? It helps you get laid, you feel better about yourself, and its healthy.
Read Wideguy’s posts about going out to clubs and banging sluts.
If you have to go to a club to meet a woman I feel sorry for you…
I think that every hot chick out there has boned numerous goofy looking guys…
back in my old University of Washington days I got laid all the time by attractive chicks…and I’m pretty damn goofy looking myself…
it was a simple formula:
go to bar where hot looking college chicks hang out and drink copious amount of alcohol…
approach hot chick, strike up a conversation about school or whatever…
if they’re interested in getting laid, chick will generally say some shit like “hey, want to go back to my place and listen to music?”, or some such crapola…bang, you’re in like flinn…
…
now even with this approach, I struck out 9 out of 10 times, but considering how often I went out to bars I wound up doing quite well…
so yes, alot of doofy looking douchbags (like me) wind up boning alot of hot looking chicks…
[quote]DPH wrote:
I think that every hot chick out there has boned numerous goofy looking guys…
back in my old University of Washington days I got laid all the time by attractive chicks…and I’m pretty damn goofy looking myself…
it was a simple formula:
go to bar where hot looking college chicks hang out and drink copious amount of alcohol…
approach hot chick, strike up a conversation about school or whatever…
if they’re interested in getting laid, chick will generally say some shit like “hey, want to go back to my place and listen to music?”, or some such crapola…bang, you’re in like flinn…
…
now even with this approach, I struck out 9 out of 10 times, but considering how often I went out to bars I wound up doing quite well…
so yes, alot of doofy looking douchbags (like me) wind up boning alot of hot looking chicks…[/quote]
Most “Ewe Dub” dudes are naturally douches.
Go Cougs!
Class of 93
Bone the Dawgs.
[quote]PGJ wrote:
Go Cougs!
Class of 93
Bone the Dawgs.
[/quote]
1993 Apple Cup UW 26, WSU 3
(nelson from the simpson’s voice) haha!