[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]WombRaider wrote:
If playing a traditional red deck, never…ever tap out all mana…LIGHTNING BOLT. And never go full - retard or play a half-elven cleric.[/quote]
Wicked flashbacks.
My white weenie deck was phenomenal. I used to school local tournaments on the regular about 10 years ago.[/quote]
I had a Yawgmoth’s Bargain deck that could make Chuck Norris cry.
[quote]msd0060 wrote:
[quote]LankyMofo wrote:
[quote]WombRaider wrote:
If playing a traditional red deck, never…ever tap out all mana…LIGHTNING BOLT. And never go full - retard or play a half-elven cleric.[/quote]
Wicked flashbacks.
My white weenie deck was phenomenal. I used to school local tournaments on the regular about 10 years ago.[/quote]
I had a Yawgmoth’s Bargain deck that could make Chuck Norris cry.[/quote]
i had an overpowered red/black (buried alive/blistering firecats/balthor the defiled) deck… winning against kids who invested serious money into their cards , in 3 turns… was absolutely amazing lol … i still remember making some smug kid cry, run home, and quit the game.
[quote]BCSteel wrote:
Only pussies pack heat for a bear attack that will probably never happen.[/quote]
LMFAO!
Put a few Moth balls in your flower bed and you shouldn’t have problem with cats shitting in them anymore.
Don’t get a dog if you are an idiot.
[quote]countingbeans wrote:
[quote]ZeroSleep wrote:
Debit cards are what you want, not credit cards.
[/quote]
False. No credit is often just as bad as bad credit.
Get a credit card, use it, and pay the fucker off every month for the next 25 years.[/quote]
Great advice right here … get a card that offers rewards and make sure that you NEVER miss a payment even if you can’t pay it off that month … never carry a balance more than 50% of your limit
[quote]XanderBuilt wrote:
Calm yourself down when in heavy traffic and dealing with irate drivers. It does not help you in the long run to get mad, curse or get violent. Take 3 to 4 deep breathes, grip and release the steering wheel and say “This too shall pass”. This advice took me 14 years of driving to appreciate.
Don’t listen to anyone that doesn’t have the results you seek. Always attempt to seek a mentor for every area of your life that matters - lifting, fitness, family, health, relationships, money etc.[/quote]
Both are very good pieces of advice …
I need to learn number 1
When making an over-easy egg:
Rather than risk busting the yolk while flipping it over, let the egg fry on one side in the pan. As the it begins to set up (no clear snotty look to it), put the heat on full and cover the pan with a glass lid, then cut the heat off after 5 seconds. Once the yolk as a white layer overtop of it with no runny appearance, it’s done and ready to be stabbed with a fork or a toast point as you see fit.
read books like Naked Economics, Nudge, and Sway for a better understanding of how the world works and ways to easily make your life easier and better in the long run…
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
[quote]SickAbs wrote:
What specific products would you recommend? I’m also very metro/guido douchebag.[/quote]
It depends on your skin type. Mine gets slightly oily so I have to use certain products.
Most of my favourites are made by Zirh. Their facial wash, simply called “Clean”, is the best I’ve ever used. As mentioned, their pre-shave oil and shaving cream is also the best I’ve encountered. I find their moisturizers a bit too heavy though. For that, I use Biotherm Homme T-Pur Mattefying.
Wow, I sound like a metro here! [/quote]
i have oily skin, i must track this down.
thanks for the tip brah!
[quote]DickBag wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
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I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
I have the same story except its not true. I’m a virgin[/quote]
so you mean to tell me that you never banged any of the birds that you stripped for?
When fighting in karate tournaments, always sweep the leg.
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]DickBag wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
[/quote]
I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
I have the same story except its not true. I’m a virgin[/quote]
so you mean to tell me that you never banged any of the birds that you stripped for?[/quote]
You got enough time to post helpful tips, but you can’t play me, RSGZ, and Pootie tang in MW2?
[quote]WolBarret wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]DickBag wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
[/quote]
I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
I have the same story except its not true. I’m a virgin[/quote]
so you mean to tell me that you never banged any of the birds that you stripped for?[/quote]
You got enough time to post helpful tips, but you can’t play me, RSGZ, and Pootie tang in MW2?
[/quote]
Yep
Leave before the lights come on
…unless it revels ^^
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]DickBag wrote:
[quote]four60 wrote:
[quote]Nards wrote:
[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]
I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.
I was 17 too at the time though.
[/quote]
I have the same story, except I was 15[/quote]
I have the same story except its not true. I’m a virgin[/quote]
so you mean to tell me that you never banged any of the birds that you stripped for?[/quote]
Just me, and I was told I was the only one.
Leave polo the “F” alone and let that man post those pics.
[quote]four60 wrote:
Leave polo the “F” alone and let that man post those pics.[/quote]
This is true. Let Polo postwhore all he wants. Your video watch-a-ma-thingies can wait…
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.[/quote]
Yes, because people who pass out at parties have the composure and good sense to remove their shoes…
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.[/quote]
Yes, because people who pass out at parties have the composure and good sense to remove their shoes…[/quote]
It’s good to have a friend that’ll do it for you? lol
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
[quote]polo77j wrote:
[quote]Paste42 wrote:
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.[/quote]
Yes, because people who pass out at parties have the composure and good sense to remove their shoes…[/quote]
It’s good to have a friend that’ll do it for you? lol[/quote]
lol