Helpful Tips That Make Life Easier

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Paste42 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Paste42 wrote:
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.[/quote]

Yes, because people who pass out at parties have the composure and good sense to remove their shoes…[/quote]

It’s good to have a friend that’ll do it for you? lol[/quote]

lol[/quote]

I passed out in my own house in my own ROOM. I had left my shoes on. I was covered in all sorts of nonsense drawings… It was like IronDwarf was drunk and practicing.

Unless you are using FB for a business or future Contacts keep your friend list down to people you actually call friends or family.

Nephews have more people on there page than some countries and wonder how come they get so much spam and hacked from time to time.

If your not family and I have not heard from you for a while I have to cut ya loose.

Good car tip about not getting mad at anything.

Similar one.

ALWAYS ignore honking from cars behind you when you are waiting to make turns or at lights, they are always retards I can count 10 times where listening to them and going would’ve got me killed.

[quote]coolnatedawg wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Paste42 wrote:

[quote]polo77j wrote:

[quote]Paste42 wrote:
If you ever pass out at a party, remove your shoes so that you give the illusion of just going to sleep. Less likely to get pranked.[/quote]

Yes, because people who pass out at parties have the composure and good sense to remove their shoes…[/quote]

It’s good to have a friend that’ll do it for you? lol[/quote]

lol[/quote]

I passed out in my own house in my own ROOM. I had left my shoes on. I was covered in all sorts of nonsense drawings… It was like IronDwarf was drunk and practicing.[/quote]

When getting into your car think to yourself: People are idiots. I am prepard for their idiocy.

If you have the unreasonable expectation that things will go well on the road you will become enraged.
If you consciously lower your expectations you will take it in stride.

Lowering your expectations is a good strategy when things are out of your control.

Duct tape is a universal tool. Use it wisely.

[quote]four60 wrote:
Unless you are using FB for a business or future Contacts keep your friend list down to people you actually call friends or family.

Nephews have more people on there page than some countries and wonder how come they get so much spam and hacked from time to time.

If your not family and I have not heard from you for a while I have to cut ya loose.[/quote]

I have decided I will do this today.

[quote]Eli B wrote:
When getting into your car think to yourself: People are idiots. I am prepard for their idiocy.

If you have the unreasonable expectation that things will go well on the road you will become enraged.
If you consciously lower your expectations you will take it in stride.

Lowering your expectations is a good strategy when things are out of your control.[/quote]

Also works on women.

Easy Pass. The greatest invention of the last 20 years.

don’t believe a hooker when she tells you it’s big.

You’re paying her to tell you that.

Always use ratemyprofessor.com for picking classes in college.

[quote]Edgy wrote:
don’t believe a hooker when she tells you it’s big.

You’re paying her to tell you that.[/quote]

I thought you paid them to leave…

She said she really meant it though. What reason would she have to lie to me?

[quote]skaz05 wrote:

She said she really meant it though. What reason would she have to lie to me?[/quote]

same reason for convincing you to ignore the Adams apple and what she claims is her oversized clit.

[quote]Kerley wrote:

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[quote]SickAbs wrote:

What specific products would you recommend? I’m also very metro/guido douchebag.[/quote]

It depends on your skin type. Mine gets slightly oily so I have to use certain products.

Most of my favourites are made by Zirh. Their facial wash, simply called “Clean”, is the best I’ve ever used. As mentioned, their pre-shave oil and shaving cream is also the best I’ve encountered. I find their moisturizers a bit too heavy though. For that, I use Biotherm Homme T-Pur Mattefying.

Wow, I sound like a metro here! [/quote]

i have oily skin, i must track this down.

thanks for the tip brah![/quote]

They have all the Zirh products on cdwow.ie in the beauty section. Free shipping also.

A few more:

1.) If you have any steel watches that need cleaning, smear toothpaste on it and brush it thoroughly with a normal toothbrush. Rinse for several minutes, making sure to bend the links as you do so. You’ll be amazed at how clean it gets.

2.) If you’re boiling eggs, bring them to a vigourous boil, put a lid on the pot and let them sit for 20 minutes. This saves on electricity, makes them very firm and also allows them to be peeled much easier than if you boiled them at “Max” for the whole time.

3.) The active ingredient in Nizoral anti-dandruff shampoo has a unique side-effect…it’s a very potent DHT blocker (I’m sure the majority of guys here losing their hair already know this). 2% is best, but even the OTC 1% Nizoral used a few times a week will slow/stop your hair shedding. Make sure to leave it in contact with the scalp for 5 minutes or longer.

4.) For you culinary types, never soak garlic in olive oil for prolonged periods, and if you’re in an italian restaurant and see olive oil with garlic cloves in it, be careful. Even though fresh garlic has antimicrobial properties, when kept in a warm environment in oil it can be a breeding ground for botulism toxin.

5.) In Cambodia, you can blow up a cow with a bazooka for 280 USD.

Dish soap and dishwasher liquid are NOT the same thing.

Do not try to heat a jar of spaghetti sauce on the stove thinking you will save a dish/bowl to clean. It will explode and if you have a gas stove, you get to take apart the stove to pick pieces of glass out of it.

That was when I was you and dumb.

[quote]Yo Momma wrote:
Duct tape is a universal tool. Use it wisely.[/quote]

If you go to your father in law’s house to help him with a project, and you say “you got the tools to do this, right?” If his reply is “Yeah, I got a whole roll of duct tape.” you should run the other way.

[quote]Eli B wrote:
Regarding credit.

I had heard that you can ask banks to do the kind of credit check they used to do before credit cards took off where they track down your prior landlords, utitlity payments and other kinds of financial records and construct an equivalent credit score.

I can see why they would prefer just to check your credit history but had anyone else heard this?[/quote]

This is called an “alternative trade line”. It is for people with little or no credit who don’t even have a score (or just one credit bureau reporting). You can provide your cell phone, car insurance, utility bills, rent, etc… payment history to demonstrate that you have had bills that you pay. It is not as strong as having a revolving account, installment loan or mortgage, but it is better than nothing at all. It isn’t free either. It costs any where from $100 to $200 per tradeline added depending on the reporting agency used.

Not to beat a dead horse, BUT… I’ve spent a good deal of time and effort figuring out credit score algorithms and the folks with the best scores have consistently had ten plus years of clean credit history (no late payments), low loan to value ratios (less than a 30% balance on their credit cards), pay ABOVE the minimum balance every month (or, as beans recommended, just pay the whole thing off every month), and had more than twenty thousand in available credit, but less than fifty thousand in REVOLVING credit accounts. They keep installment accounts (car loans) to 48 months or less, and mortgages to 15 year terms. Those have been my observations having viewed and analyzed the credit reports of well over two thousand people.

The most common way to FUCK UP your credit is to put it on an automatic payment schedule with your bank and forget about it. If you are a DOLLAR short, it puts a thirty day late on your credit report! Your creditors can (and will) change the minimum payment depending on your balance, available credit, card usage and perhaps because the wind blew the wrong way that morning… CHECK YOUR STATEMENTS. I’ve had client’s lose a mortgage because of a $16 Macy’s payment that got switched to $20… Seriously - Don’t automate. Have the discipline to sit down every month and pay your bills.

The other thing that people do is get divorced and trust their ex-spouse to make payments for accounts that they have signed for. Get that shit COMPLETELY SEPARATED when you get divorced.

That being said, credit is EASY AS SHIT to fix… I’ve taken someone with a 450 score and gotten them to a 650 score in six months. I get people a 30 point jump in less than a week all the time… You won’t get a 700 score quickly, but you can get to 650 with relatively little effort and expense.