Helpful Tips That Make Life Easier

Hey guys,

Didn’t see any sort of thread like this so just thought I’d go for it. This is the place for all those little wonderful tips that just don’t fit in anywhere else.

Here’s my tip:

About twenty or so minutes before you take a shower in the morning, slather some coconut oil on your face and let it sit. Wash normally in the shower. When you go to shave, your skin becomes less irritated and doesn’t dry out as much.

have any tips for those of us who don’t really grow facial hair?

When cutting and grinding aluminum using abrasive wheels, ToolSaver helps make a clean and precise cut. Be sure to clean it off though before welding. You don’t want any hydrocarbons contaminating the weldement.

It also keeps the wheels and grinding belts sharp for much longer.

When you wipe your ass go front to back. You don’t wanna be digging for clams, have shitty balls, or crotch rot.

NEVER EVER!!! Put Bengay on your upper inner thighs if your legs are sore! Trust me…

stick it in her pooper.

shoulders back and down…BACK AND DOWN

Got this one from a Bench seminar, warm up using shoulder rotation excersises. Best thing I’ve done for my bench in years.

[quote]mwebb wrote:
Hey guys

Didn’t see any sort of thread like this so just thought I’d go for it. This is the place for all those little wonderful tips that just don’t fit in anywhere else.

Here’s my tip:

About twenty or so minutes before you take a shower in the morning, slather some coconut oil on your face and let it sit. Wash normally in the shower. When you go to shave, your skin becomes less irritated and doesn’t dry out as much.[/quote]

This tip is actually really useful for me. Coconut oil, like from a grocery store? What if you shave directly after showering?

When pissed/tired take deep breathes…4 seconds inhale and 4 exhale multiple times.

Changing your socks midway through the day will help you feel invigorated for an hour or two. I don’t know why but it definitely works well.

Random one.

When shooting a traditional recurve or any traditional bow for that matter, the trick is to be in a state of relaxation while maintaining your anchor point.

When attacking a Death Star, aim for the auxiliary exhaust port.
Use your targeting computer to help you with this difficult task.

If you’re a Jedi, it’s bad form to use said targeting computer and thus should rely on the Force.

If you raw dog a hooker, soak the tip of your penis in a mixture of lemon juice and bleach for 45 min to an hour. it will eliminate the chance of contracting any serious STD’s

You can still get the clapp, crabs and warts. But none of those will kill you so don’t be a pussy.

when being held by Nazis who are about to open the Ark of the Covenant, DO NOT look at what comes out of it.

Don’t eat yellow snow. That’s all I got. For now.

[quote]lavi wrote:

[quote]mwebb wrote:
Hey guys

Didn’t see any sort of thread like this so just thought I’d go for it. This is the place for all those little wonderful tips that just don’t fit in anywhere else.

Here’s my tip:

About twenty or so minutes before you take a shower in the morning, slather some coconut oil on your face and let it sit. Wash normally in the shower. When you go to shave, your skin becomes less irritated and doesn’t dry out as much.[/quote]

This tip is actually really useful for me. Coconut oil, like from a grocery store? What if you shave directly after showering?

Yep, right after you get out of the shower. The best coconut oil to use for this purpose is the organic unrefined stuff.

Only pussies pack heat for a bear attack that will probably never happen.

Construction jobs around the house are A LOT easier if you have the right tools.

(don’t try and drive small nails into plaster with a sledgehammer)

Stop giving a shit.

life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.

[quote]WormwoodTheory wrote:
life is too short not to bang at least one underage chick.[/quote]

I had sex with a 17 year-old with great tits and a perky ass.

I was 17 too at the time though.