Help: Xmas Dillema with GF

[quote]dmaddox wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]SkyzykS wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.

Surprised her Friday night.

Made her very happy this weekend.

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Thats way better than what I suggested to the OP.

Very nice Derek.
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It was a good surprise for her. She loves that car.[/quote]

Did you leave your dick in the back seat for her? ROFLMAO!!!

Kidding aside. I would love to buy my wife a new car, but she is preferring the new house we will be getting in a month or two.
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lol no Doogie was with us on our trip to Baton Rouge. I saved it for the hotel. :slight_smile:

I read this and thought of the OP in this thread…

shoes, coffee mug, lint roller, spice rack, lotion, scarf, warm socks.

winner winner chicken dinner.

The Thirst is real

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.

Surprised her Friday night.

Made her very happy this weekend.

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Saw this post and decided to buy my woman this Gulfstream IV.[/quote]

better hope she doesnt know about the 6, and how you cheaped out on her gift.

[quote]pushharder wrote:

[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.

Surprised her Friday night.

Made her very happy this weekend.

[/quote]

Saw this post and decided to buy my woman this Gulfstream IV.[/quote]
lol Hey it was a 2011 for 50K I got a deal cause the original sticker which was in the book was 82k

The thanks from the wife was worth it :slight_smile:

[quote]bhm310 wrote:
I can’t say too much else cuz she might see this thread now and whip me.[/quote]
Somebody needs a shot of test and a new girlfriend.
Dumb the bitch

[quote]bhm310 wrote:
should I get another big gift or some small ones? [/quote]
You should have gotten her a nice card with the words “Honey you cost too damn much, it’s over”
and then spend the 280 dollars on a deluxe escort.
More bang for your buck.
If you know what I mean

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I’m totally out of ideas what are you guys getting your GF’s? Any cool ideas? [/quote]
Bought her some of her favorite chocolate. Dropped a bit of my cologne on a christmas card and send the entire thing to her dressing room.
For a total of maybe 30 bucks I got her something that will last well after New Years day and made her go bananas. How any of you can spend 50k on a woman in one day is beyond me.

[quote]bhm310 wrote:
Not a troll, just wanted to show her this thread. Kinda already knew which way this thread would go lol. Now she doesn’t want anything for Christmas.

I can’t say too much else cuz she might see this thread now and whip me.[/quote]

Buy a GPS tracker and hide it in her car

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If I had a boyfriend I would want oral for Christmas [/quote]
You look HAWT, you play video games and you appear to be constantly horny. How the fuck have you not got a boyfriend? Or do you keep losing them in bizarre suffocation/drowning incidents?

It is xmas day/boxing day morning I’m quite tipsy and I’d like to apologise in advance if this post is more offensive than I originally judged.
Merry xmas x

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:
How any of you can spend 50k on a woman in one day is beyond me.
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Is that really so unreasonable, as long as all of the following are true?

  • apparently loyal wife of some years’ standing
  • man is particularly prosperous
  • deluxe version of something she needs, anyway (transportation; not a $50,000 trinket)

[quote]Bod-of-Phwoar wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If I had a boyfriend I would want oral for Christmas [/quote]
You look HAWT, you play video games and you appear to be constantly horny. How the fuck have you not got a boyfriend? Or do you keep losing them in bizarre suffocation/drowning incidents?

It is xmas day/boxing day morning I’m quite tipsy and I’d like to apologise in advance if this post is more offensive than I originally judged.
Merry xmas x
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She might have more difficulty than most women in letting men know she’s interested without coming on too strong, or in not giving men too much of what they think they want, too soon. Orion was trying to give her constructive advice in another thread, and a bunch of other people were shitting on Orion.

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:
How any of you can spend 50k on a woman in one day is beyond me.
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Is that really so unreasonable, as long as all of the following are true?

  • apparently loyal wife of some years’ standing
  • man is particularly prosperous
  • deluxe version of something she needs, anyway (transportation; not a $50,000 trinket)
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    I know of no case where all of the 3 points you mentioned came together.
    Most if not all relationships these days have a female needing too much luxury, a guy who is anything but wealthy and the loyalty part…
    Well look into any thread in this section about relationship advice to get your answer about that.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
Buy a GPS tracker and hide it in her car[/quote]
Well played my friend, well played

[quote]undoredo wrote:
She might have more difficulty than most women in letting men know she’s interested without coming on too strong, or in not giving men too much of what they think they want, too soon. [/quote]
God knows how any female that is at least a 6/10 could have trouble getting laid or into a relationship.

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:
How any of you can spend 50k on a woman in one day is beyond me.
[/quote]
Is that really so unreasonable, as long as all of the following are true?

  • apparently loyal wife of some years’ standing
  • man is particularly prosperous
  • deluxe version of something she needs, anyway (transportation; not a $50,000 trinket)
    [/quote]
    I know of no case where all of the 3 points you mentioned came together.
    Most if not all relationships these days have a female needing too much luxury, a guy who is anything but wealthy and the loyalty part…
    Well look into any thread in this section about relationship advice to get your answer about that.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
Buy a GPS tracker and hide it in her car[/quote]
Well played my friend, well played[/quote]
Well some of us are smarter than others.

Been married going on 15 years.
She makes 6 figures.
She could probably out lift and kick your ass.

So for all the stuff the love of my life does for our marriage…

Yes I got her a car. Chances are it will not be the last time.

Some people win at life some dont.

[quote]Derek542 wrote:

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:

[quote]undoredo wrote:

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:
How any of you can spend 50k on a woman in one day is beyond me.
[/quote]
Is that really so unreasonable, as long as all of the following are true?

  • apparently loyal wife of some years’ standing
  • man is particularly prosperous
  • deluxe version of something she needs, anyway (transportation; not a $50,000 trinket)
    [/quote]
    I know of no case where all of the 3 points you mentioned came together.
    Most if not all relationships these days have a female needing too much luxury, a guy who is anything but wealthy and the loyalty part…
    Well look into any thread in this section about relationship advice to get your answer about that.

[quote]bdocksaints75 wrote:
Buy a GPS tracker and hide it in her car[/quote]
Well played my friend, well played[/quote]
Well some of us are smarter than others.

Been married going on 15 years.
She makes 6 figures.
She could probably out lift and kick your ass.

So for all the stuff the love of my life does for our marriage…

Yes I got her a car. Chances are it will not be the last time.

Some people win at life some dont. [/quote]

Some people will work to win my friend, some won’t.

[quote]Quiet Warrior wrote:

[quote]undoredo wrote:
She might have more difficulty than most women in letting men know she’s interested without coming on too strong, or in not giving men too much of what they think they want, too soon. [/quote]
God knows how any female that is at least a 6/10 could have trouble getting laid or into a relationship.[/quote]

This.

[quote]Bod-of-Phwoar wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If I had a boyfriend I would want oral for Christmas [/quote]
You look HAWT, you play video games and you appear to be constantly horny. How the fuck have you not got a boyfriend? Or do you keep losing them in bizarre suffocation/drowning incidents?

It is xmas day/boxing day morning I’m quite tipsy and I’d like to apologise in advance if this post is more offensive than I originally judged.
Merry xmas x[/quote]

Oh shit, LOL.

Thanks bro!

Typically if I like a guy it usually takes me anywhere from 3-6 months before I have the courage to say hello.
And by that point I am usually already going mental with feelings of lustiness so when we do start conversing everything I say is totally infused with horny anxiousness/stupidity.
Then the dudes think I’m freaky and don’t wanna date me cause bitches be crazy.
It all goes down hill from there…

:S