Ger her as drunk as humanly possible and throw her out of your car in the middle of a ghetto.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Ger her as drunk as humanly possible and throw her out of your car in the middle of a ghetto.
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Bad plan. She’ll order him out of the car; he’ll comply; and she’ll drive off.
He needs the beating: in a safe, secure environment by an enraged person who has his best interests at heart.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Ger her as drunk as humanly possible and throw her out of your car in the middle of a ghetto.
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cmon now.
[quote]StevenF wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
Ger her as drunk as humanly possible and throw her out of your car in the middle of a ghetto.
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cmon now. [/quote]
Too much or not enough?
I’m out of calibration for this kind of stuff.
I think inevitable rape and/or being murdered is a little much.
[quote]theuofh wrote:
Get her one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-A-Willy-Light-Skin/dp/B000NBS2RE then tell her to post it to her instagram. [/quote]
You know, that’s a great idea. I actually had that conversation a week or so ago with my girlfriend, wondering if there was such a product…
[quote]Jewbacca wrote:
Chinese food.[/quote]
If I got chinese food for Xmas, I would be very, very happy.
this guy has to be a troll. No man in the world would voluntarily post such things on this website…
[quote]ZJStrope wrote:
this guy has to be a troll. No man in the world would voluntarily post such things on this website…[/quote]
That’s what I think but you never know.
Only two posts. Obvious troll is obvious!!!
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]JCMPG wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh, and spiderman socks. [/quote]
Is your plan to wear the socks during oral? LOL[/quote]
While I do feel that it is an important rule for a man to take his shoes and socks of first when it comes to the sexytime because nothing looks more ridiculous than a man with an erection and his socks on, girls wearing their socks can actually be quite cute.
Plus, if a woman asks for nothing but oral and spiderman socks, you dont question her choices. [/quote]
This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said !!!
Merry Christmas buddy!!
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
[quote]orion wrote:
[quote]JCMPG wrote:
[quote]Spock81 wrote:
Oh, and spiderman socks. [/quote]
Is your plan to wear the socks during oral? LOL[/quote]
While I do feel that it is an important rule for a man to take his shoes and socks of first when it comes to the sexytime because nothing looks more ridiculous than a man with an erection and his socks on, girls wearing their socks can actually be quite cute.
Plus, if a woman asks for nothing but oral and spiderman socks, you dont question her choices. [/quote]
This is the nicest thing you’ve ever said !!!
Merry Christmas buddy!![/quote]
Ja, Merry Christmas to you too.
[quote]theuofh wrote:
Get her one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Empire-Labs-Clone-A-Willy-Light-Skin/dp/B000NBS2RE then tell her to post it to her instagram. [/quote]
I think I’m going to get this for my GF now. I’ll post a review when it happens.
Not a troll, just wanted to show her this thread. Kinda already knew which way this thread would go lol. Now she doesn’t want anything for Christmas.
I can’t say too much else cuz she might see this thread now and whip me.
[quote]bhm310 wrote:
Not a troll, just wanted to show her this thread. Kinda already knew which way this thread would go lol. Now she doesn’t want anything for Christmas.
I can’t say too much else cuz she might see this thread now and whip me.[/quote]
Ah good play sir.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.
Surprised her Friday night.
Made her very happy this weekend.
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Thats way better than what I suggested to the OP.
Very nice Derek.
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.
Surprised her Friday night.
Made her very happy this weekend.
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Thats way better than what I suggested to the OP.
Very nice Derek.
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It was a good surprise for her. She loves that car.
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
[quote]SkyzykS wrote:
[quote]Derek542 wrote:
What I bought the wife for Christmas.
Surprised her Friday night.
Made her very happy this weekend.
[/quote]
Thats way better than what I suggested to the OP.
Very nice Derek.
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It was a good surprise for her. She loves that car.[/quote]
Did you leave your dick in the back seat for her? ROFLMAO!!!
Kidding aside. I would love to buy my wife a new car, but she is preferring the new house we will be getting in a month or two.