Back in the day I was a smooth, suave muthafucka. I was a fat guy, but I could talk the panties off of a few woman way out of my league. I didn’t use some bro-psychology, or any pick up artist BS, I just enjoyed making conversation and making that conversation continue in bed, car, bathroom or once in a park.
I didn’t always win, but I always had fun. I once got laid by ending the conversation with , “Listen, I know its late and I know you’re weary–I know your plans…don’t include me. But still here we are, both of us lonely…” It only worked once, and I am sure haters gonna hate, but I had a great night that didn’t include
These days, I am happily married to woman who is still out of my league and I still hit on my wife for the fun of it, but on a quiet Saturday night like this I remember the thrill of victory and the agony of another drink. So, a simple request and let those who flame go right ahead, but there is a young player out there somewhere…at the end of the night, have her call you “Kraken,” just once, just for me.
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Back in the day I was a smooth, suave muthafucka. I was a fat guy, but I could talk the panties off of a few woman way out of my league. I didn’t use some bro-psychology, or any pick up artist BS, I just enjoyed making conversation and making that conversation continue in bed, car, bathroom or once in a park.
I didn’t always win, but I always had fun. I once got laid by ending the conversation with , “Listen, I know its late and I know you’re weary–I know your plans…don’t include me. But still here we are, both of us lonely…” It only worked once, and I am sure haters gonna hate, but I had a great night that didn’t include
These days, I am happily married to woman who is still out of my league and I still hit on my wife for the fun of it, but on a quiet Saturday night like this I remember the thrill of victory and the agony of another drink. So, a simple request and let those who flame go right ahead, but there is a young player out there somewhere…at the end of the night, have her call you “Kraken,” just once, just for me.
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We are all lions…and we must roam. This will never stop.
[quote]chobbs wrote:
“at the end of the night, have her call you “Kraken,” just once, just for me”
Challenge accepted [/quote]
You should raise your hands in the air cause you’s a true playa! Thanks in advance.
Actually tried the Kenny Rogers theme, but I failed…
Twas awesome nonetheless…
Will do again.
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I did it spontaneously once and it worked. You’ve got to channel Christopher Walken to really deliver it. I did again and it failed. C’est la vie.
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No!
I will only do it the Kenny Rogers kind of way and if she does not recognize the genius of it…
Meh!
I think the trick is that you have to do it with some kind of genuiness and gravitas, I tried it back when I still tried to be ironic about the whole thing.
Good Lord, I might have been hipsterish…
I deserved any punishment the universe deemed fit to dish out.
Can these threads get anymore ridiculous? Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day Pillsbury. So many looking to have their ego’s stroked by internet wannabe muscleheads. And anyone who who would shout out another dudes name when getting his own nut, is an idiot not a ‘playa.’
[quote]Ronan wrote:
Can these threads get anymore ridiculous? Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day Pillsbury. So many looking to have their ego’s stroked by internet wannabe muscleheads. And anyone who who would shout out another dudes name when getting his own nut, is an idiot not a ‘playa.’[/quote]
Your words are very hurtful. If I was a lesser man I might say something about your mother, or being sorry that your girlfriend came home stinking of rum and fat guy that time, but I’m not like that.
[quote]Ronan wrote:
Can these threads get anymore ridiculous? Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day Pillsbury. So many looking to have their ego’s stroked by internet wannabe muscleheads. And anyone who who would shout out another dudes name when getting his own nut, is an idiot not a ‘playa.’[/quote]
What, like you never hammered out a heaping helping of manranch with the proud proclamation of “LEROY JENKINNNNSSSS!!!”?
[quote]Ronan wrote:
Can these threads get anymore ridiculous? Who gives a fuck what you did back in the day Pillsbury. So many looking to have their ego’s stroked by internet wannabe muscleheads. And anyone who who would shout out another dudes name when getting his own nut, is an idiot not a ‘playa.’[/quote]
Your words are very hurtful. If I was a lesser man I might say something about your mother, or being sorry that your girlfriend came home stinking of rum and fat guy that time, but I’m not like that.
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
Back in the day I was a smooth, suave muthafucka. I was a fat guy, but I could talk the panties off of a few woman way out of my league. I didn’t use some bro-psychology, or any pick up artist BS, I just enjoyed making conversation and making that conversation continue in bed, car, bathroom or once in a park.
I didn’t always win, but I always had fun. I once got laid by ending the conversation with , “Listen, I know its late and I know you’re weary–I know your plans…don’t include me. But still here we are, both of us lonely…” It only worked once, and I am sure haters gonna hate, but I had a great night that didn’t include
These days, I am happily married to woman who is still out of my league and I still hit on my wife for the fun of it, but on a quiet Saturday night like this I remember the thrill of victory and the agony of another drink. So, a simple request and let those who flame go right ahead, but there is a young player out there somewhere…at the end of the night, have her call you “Kraken,” just once, just for me.
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haha, will do.
Just a question. How did you operate? I’ve got an overweight buddy who has been up to 340. he is a good talker, nice guy, but a terrible closer. Usually ends up with fat beasts. lol
340 is pretty fuck’n fat. I was/am a solid but chub 300 at 6ft 1 ish. A fatty here and there is sometimes the price of doing business, but if he can close this he can close that. I’d mark it as practice. I always had great luck with latinas becuase they like a big man, and I like latinas. The only asian girl I was successful with was a troll, but enjoyable anyway, such is life.
There are lots of good talkers but closing is where the rubber meets the…, anyways being interested in her, not just her ass but her, is important. She always wants to feel desirable, but not easily attainable. Listen to what she says, most people will leave a door open for you to close if there is a chance. Needless to say everything is positive in that chat, for fucks sake no complaints about ex’s, luck or jobs.
I’m a funny mutha in real life so humor was my best tool. Making her laugh is potent and finding the line between confidence and arrogance is gold. I always tried to keep a Sinatra, Don Drapper, “I might be worth your time and you might be worth mine so lets see where it goes,” attitude.
[quote]TheKraken wrote:
340 is pretty fuck’n fat. I was/am a solid but chub 300 at 6ft 1 ish. A fatty here and there is sometimes the price of doing business, but if he can close this he can close that. I’d mark it as practice. I always had great luck with latinas becuase they like a big man, and I like latinas. The only asian girl I was successful with was a troll, but enjoyable anyway, such is life.
There are lots of good talkers but closing is where the rubber meets the…, anyways being interested in her, not just her ass but her, is important. She always wants to feel desirable, but not easily attainable. Listen to what she says, most people will leave a door open for you to close if there is a chance. Needless to say everything is positive in that chat, for fucks sake no complaints about ex’s, luck or jobs.
I’m a funny mutha in real life so humor was my best tool. Making her laugh is potent and finding the line between confidence and arrogance is gold. I always tried to keep a Sinatra, Don Drapper, “I might be worth your time and you might be worth mine so lets see where it goes,” attitude. [/quote]
Interesting, I figured it would be fairly standard advice. I guess what a lot of it boils down to is having the self confidence to pursue women outside your looks level. Women seem to be much more forgiving in the looks department.
And I agree with humor for women or any social situation really. People like to laugh.
