This post is of the utmost urgency, importance, and seriousness. Serious.
I’m supposed to meet some of my wife’s friends after work tomorrow. I want to go lift instead. Can anyone think of a good excuse why I can’t go?
Shatcho to nomi ni iku no yotei ga aru?
Acute Bubonic Plague?
Food Poisoning from undercooked Bento at Sunkus?
Last minute flat tire and a bad spare. Tow truck took forever and so did tire shop.
Planning for the divorce?
So far, these are all good ideas.
[quote]groo wrote:
Planning for the divorce?[/quote]
This is the one I’m trying to avoid! lol
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The Count Rock Bottomed you on your car.
I will really have to do it though to get a dent in the hood for proof and for more proof an injury.
The Count says he’s gonna whip your monkey ass all up and down jabroni drive. When he gets to the corner of knowyourrole boulevard he’s gonna hang that left into the parking lot and take off his 600 dollar shirt right before he drops your moody pop candy ass on some strudel loviin jabronis Toyota Camry.
Then and only then after the dust settles and smoke clears will you know what The Count and all the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of Counts fans have no doubt about…that you can’t stand one on one with The Great One.
If ya smeellllllllllllllll what The Count isssssss Cookie
raises eyebrow and tilts 900 dollar sunglasses
[quote]Ct. Rockula wrote:
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The Count Rock Bottomed you on your car.
I will really have to do it though to get a dent in the hood for proof and for more proof an injury.
The Count says he’s gonna whip your monkey ass all up and down jabroni drive. When he gets to the corner of knowyourrole boulevard he’s gonna hang that left into the parking lot and take off his 600 dollar shirt right before he drops your moody pop candy ass on some strudel loviin jabronis Toyota Camry.
Then and only then after the dust settles and smoke clears will you know what The Count and all the MILLIONS and MILLIONS of Counts fans have no doubt about…that you can’t stand one on one with The Great One.
If ya smeellllllllllllllll what The Count isssssss Cookie
raises eyebrow and tilts 900 dollar sunglasses[/quote]
This?
Suck it up and go meet them. Maybe they will want to have a fivesome after? Even if not, you should just still go do it
I would say that I have to go lift. If it’s a priority and it’s important to you she should understand.
Then again, it will come back on you 
[quote]MaazerSmiit wrote:
This?[/quote]
I expected something along the lines of “GOAT FUCK FLESH STAB DUODENUM RAPE!!!” out of Count Rockula, so his advice is comparatively coherent and potentially workable…
Tell your wife After your workout you will gladly meet them and even buy them a round.
Serious question: You that scared of the aftermath of disapointing/upsetting your wife over meeting (wife’s)friends having cocktails or something similar.
[quote]FISCHER613 wrote:
Serious question: You that scared of the aftermath of disapointing/upsetting your wife over meeting (wife’s)friends having cocktails or something similar.
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This is a serious question for a serious thread.
I’m scared to death of my wife.
Well, if it’s right after work, you could as if you had to work late, or traffic issue, and get a quick session in.
Or on the way to work, buy some flowers in the morning. Then when it comes time for dinner, show up with the flowers. But you have to grin like a huge asshole. I want this to be funny.
you’re wife puts her panties on one leg at a time, like the rest of them.
don’t be skeered - man up and go see the parents, you have the rest of your life to lift and get hey-ooooge.
and, by taking this route, you will have more opportunity to get laid by said wife.
trust me on this, Lostie -
I’m pretty sure he’s meeting her friends, not her parents Edgy.
Clearly godzilla is the answer.
Can’t you work out before work?
People are more important than things