I’m getting divorced and the soon to be ex won’t let me in to get my wieghts so I’ve been out for about a month and lost 20 lb. and coming out of the depression enough to start working out again. The problem is I don’t have any equipment but a chin up bar. Any suggestions?
The good thing is my body fat has gone from 20 to 16%. Almost have abs again!
And don’t say search the archives! I’ve heard enough bitchin lately.
Thanks,
Good story.
Join a local gym. Might meet a new lady friend to help you through this difficult time. I hope everything turns out ok!
Break the door in Shining style with an ax and yell, “Here’s Johnny!”
Then grab your weights.
[quote]TurboSSR wrote:
Join a local gym.[/quote]
Wait…it can’t be that simple. Let’s drag this out for four or five more pages and act like the YMCA doesn’t exist and that the only way people are getting huge is by lifting weights at home.
[quote]heron wrote:
I’m getting divorced and the soon to be ex won’t let me in to get my wieghts so I’ve been out for about a month and lost 20 lb. and coming out of the depression enough to start working out again. The problem is I don’t have any equipment but a chin up bar. Any suggestions?
The good thing is my body fat has gone from 20 to 16%. Almost have abs again!
And don’t say search the archives! I’ve heard enough bitchin lately.
Thanks,[/quote]
Buy some weights. You do have a job don’t you?
You gotta fight for your rights man. I suggest going for legal custody of your weights, even if it means a long drawn out battle. There are some good lawyers out there specializing in weight custody law. You should hire a damn fine one otherwise you may only get visitation rights once every couple weeks. Or worse if your ex decides to move then you may only see your weights once or twice a year if you’re lucky and miss out on all of life’s cherished moments that your weights will go through as they age. Good luck - we share your pain bro.
troop
[quote]atroopan wrote:
You gotta fight for your rights man. I suggest going for legal custody of your weights, even if it means a long drawn out battle. There are some good lawyers out there specializing in weight custody law. You should hire a damn fine one otherwise you may only get visitation rights once every couple weeks. Or worse if your ex decides to move then you may only see your weights once or twice a year if you’re lucky and miss out on all of life’s cherished moments that your weights will go through as they age. Good luck - we share your pain bro.
troop
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What happens if he gets the weights back…and his house burns down? I guess he’ll have to give up altogether then, huh?
I’m curious to know how your ex has the power to keep you from getting property that belongs to you.
[quote]der FrostBack77 wrote:
I’m curious to know how your ex has the power to keep you from getting property that belongs to you. [/quote]
I’m wondering how that would stop me from lifting weights.
[quote]der FrostBack77 wrote:
I’m curious to know how your ex has the power to keep you from getting property that belongs to you. [/quote]
The legal system in this country is geared with a heavy bias against men, especially when it comes to he-said-she-said issues like divorce. I agree with Prof. What does this have to do with not being able to lift? Go to the local gym.
[quote]doogie wrote:
Break the door in Shining style with an ax and yell, “Here’s Johnny!”
Then grab your weights.[/quote]
I like that
[quote]heron wrote:
Any suggestions?
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I suggest you stop being so fucking stupid…
what’s next…a thread about how you haven’t changed your underwear for a month because your soon to be ex-wife won’t grant you access to your underwear drawer…
either join a gym or buy yourself another weight set…
20 lbs. in a month. Did you stop lifting weights or get placed in a full-body cast?
sorry but this is the lamest thing i’ve ever heard… i could understand distress over the divorce keeping you out but if you’re just complaining about access to your home gym I think you’re asking to be ridiculed
BE thankful that you’re able bodied and capable of training!!
[quote]Professor X wrote:
der FrostBack77 wrote:
I’m curious to know how your ex has the power to keep you from getting property that belongs to you.
I’m wondering how that would stop me from lifting weights.[/quote]
Lol. Nuthin like staying on topic.
Bodyweight circuits are still free…unless she stole your right to do pushups and dips.
I hate when they do that…
When my wife and I split up, I left California on the spur of the moment, expecting to have some things here waiting for me. Unfortunately, my brother used my car as the getaway vehicle in an armed robbery and it was seized by police. Also I couldn’t get my old job back.
So I moved to Milwaukee with no place to live, no car, and no job; so I slept in the park for two weeks and tried to call my wife collect everyday. Umm, wait…what was the question?
[quote]malonetd wrote:
When my wife and I split up, I left California on the spur of the moment, expecting to have some things here waiting for me. Unfortunately, my brother used my car as the getaway vehicle in an armed robbery and it was seized by police. Also I couldn’t get my old job back.
So I moved to Milwaukee with no place to live, no car, and no job; so I slept in the park for two weeks and tried to call my wife collect everyday. Umm, wait…what was the question?[/quote]
What was the set and rep scheme that you used while doing this?
Just curious, cause there is a local park nearby that I can sleep in if it will get me hyooge.
To the OP,
In all honesty is sounds like she not only has your beloved weights but appears she has still retained a firm grasp of your testicles.
She’s only keeping them away from you because she knows you want them. It’s a game to her.
Sneak in the house, steal your testicles out of her purse, or wherever she has hidden them, and tell her to stick the weights up her ass…
Then go join a Gym, and find the best looking scantily clad spandex wearing hoochie you can.
Note: you need to grow a pair cause you are of the wrong gender to be trying to borrow mine.
Bullpup
Kill the bitch.
If you do it right, you’ll get away with it and get your weights back along with everything else. If you fuck it up, well they should have weights in the prison where you’ll be livin’. It’s a win-win situation here.
Is this post really part of TC’s original vision for this site?
This thread is even worse than the 150lb teen on HOTROX.
Re-read your original post man. What would a T-man do?