Hedlesky's Ok, I've Mentally Collapsed Log

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If you changed your facebook profile pic to russel crowe people would still think it was you.[/quote]

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All of this talk makes me want to grow a giant beard for some reason.[/quote]

Cool! Then you’d look like this

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I, for one, am pro Crowe beard. Go for it!

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If you changed your facebook profile pic to russel crowe people would still think it was you.[/quote]

Funny, I had a dream I killed a tiger last night. But, it wasn’t in the colleseum. It was actually in the dining area of a taco bell I used to go to all the time in high school because it was on the way to a nice movie theature. They tore it down and built a CVS there I think. Not in my dream, that really did happen.[/quote]
that’s just fucking awesome

[quote]xjusticex2013x wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If you changed your facebook profile pic to russel crowe people would still think it was you.[/quote]

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All of this talk makes me want to grow a giant beard for some reason.[/quote]

It would make me want to descend into schizophrenic, gladiatorial rage.
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more like ascend

i really don’t think you look like russel crowe at all and i know he acted a badass in gladiator but im pretty sure if he pulled as much as you, he would’ve never become a slave in the first place. just sayin…

[quote]Spock81 wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:

[quote]Consul wrote:

[quote]Spock81 wrote:
If you changed your facebook profile pic to russel crowe people would still think it was you.[/quote]

x2
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All of this talk makes me want to grow a giant beard for some reason.[/quote]

Cool! Then you’d look like this

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“My name is Mr. Knife… but you can call me JACK!!!”

[quote]Ultramegasweet wrote:
i really don’t think you look like russel crowe at all and i know he acted a badass in gladiator but im pretty sure if he pulled as much as you, he would’ve never become a slave in the first place. just sayin…[/quote]

Excellent point. They did check his quads before they marked him red for battle. I think my sweet tear drops would have gotten me some playing time in the ring.

Sunday- 3/10/13- DE Sq/DL- S=8, M/P=6, FS to LS=1hr 20min

Hip Opener
Hammy Floss
RH-40lbsx30

Box Squats- Wide, parallel, single ply bottoms, vibrams for some stupid reason-
360(55%)x15x2 in 17:19

DLs- 425(55%)x15x1 in 8:something

Rev Hyper- 90x10, 180x10, 270x10, 415x3x10

Side Planksx3x30s

COC#1x2x5, #2x2x3, #2.5x1, #3xRx1 Lx0, #1 holdx 30s.
Tri Extension-Minix175 straight

Stretchedx10mins

Something is working already. First time squatting without excruciating pain in a very long time.

n4gainz

Monday-AM-3/11/13-

Rev Hyper- 50lbsx50
Face Pulls- Mini x 200
Hamstring Curls- Light- 50 normal, 25 right, 25 left, 100 normal
RC Sit-upsx40
Band Side Bends- Strongx100

Stretched hammies

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Brutal Set/Tricep Hell- 275lbs on the fat bar- 5 reps on a 4 board, immediately to 5 reps on a 3 board, all the way down to my chest, then back up, then tried to go back down. Jesus this sucked. 48 total reps.[/quote]
How? Seriously how? Does not compute.

[quote]csulli wrote:

[quote]StormTheBeach wrote:
Brutal Set/Tricep Hell- 275lbs on the fat bar- 5 reps on a 4 board, immediately to 5 reps on a 3 board, all the way down to my chest, then back up, then tried to go back down. Jesus this sucked. 48 total reps.[/quote]
How? Seriously how? Does not compute.[/quote]

Here you go. This might help. It starts at 1:35 and took 6 minutes:

Tuesday-3/12/13- ME Bench- S=7, M/P=3, FS to LS= 1hr 20mins… too long.

Tri Ext.-Mini x 100

Face Pull- Mini x 100

RH- 50 x 50

Sh. Traction PNF

Pec Lax Ball Tack and Stretch

Sh. Traction PNF (retest)

Close Grip Incline Bench- Power Bar-

45x a bunch

135x2x5

185x5

225x5

275x5

315x5<~~~~ PR and ridiculously easy… what the hell?

Strict Incline JM Press- 135lbsx5x10

All With a Strong Band:

Tri Extensions- 5x15

Close Grip Pull-ups-3x10

High STR Curls-5x10

Face Pulls- 5x10

Strong Band Standing Ab Stuff x 100

Wednesday-3/13/13- AM Stuff- S=6, M/P=?

Tri Ext.-20lbsx100

Face Pulls-20lbsx100

Standing Ab Stuff- 40lbsx100

Hamstring Curls-40lbsx100

Some squatting ridiculousness later.

I don’t think you had surgery. I think you took a deload week and didn’t want to admit it!

even your instagram is epic, those cambered bar rows look brutal

[quote]browndisaster wrote:
even your instagram is epic, those cambered bar rows look brutal[/quote]

Hahahaha. I use instagram to take awesome gym pictures and troll that guy “If_It_Fits_Your_Macros.”

And yes, those were awful. The extra 4inches felt like a mile… that’s what she said.

[quote]Drake37 wrote:
I don’t think you had surgery. I think you took a deload week and didn’t want to admit it![/quote]

I think it was the combination of having to take a few days off and being stupendiously pissed off for having to miss the Arnold. Whatever it is, I feel fucking great right now.

Wednesday-PM- 3/13/12

Hip open
Ham Floss
50lbs on RH for 50
Squat Opener

Very Low, Extra Wide Box Squats- Still hurts like hell to wear a belt so all of these were super duper raw. I didn’t have anything on my knees either… so it was RAW CUBED.

45x a billion
135x2x5
225x5
315x5
405x5
495x3<~~~ just shut it down. Wasn’t too heavy and nothing hurt. I just really didn’t feel like squatting anymore.

RH- Short Strap- 140lbsx10, 230x10, 320x10, 410x25

Just been a long ass day. Going back to back on max efforts was a little too stressful. I need to revamp my weekly set-up.

Who needs surgery when we have fish oil and creatinezzzzz?

[quote]Consul wrote:
Who needs surgery when we have fish oil and creatinezzzzz?[/quote]

Creatine… not even once. Trying to stay natty, bro.

Just kidding. When this block of training is over, I am going to take 20 grams a second until the competition.

Friday-AM- 3/15/13- S=6, M/P=5

Tri Ext.- 20lbsx100
Face Pulls- 20lbs x 100
High Side Bends- 30lbs x 100