“i thought i told you not to hit that thing on the couch”
" MOM I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS IRON CLAWS AND HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHEN IM WORKING IN THE THUNDER DOME"
Ironclaws is a reference to John Y Smith, whose hands/forearms were said to resemble “iron-claws” from years of thick-grip deadlifting. A man who could have crushed most of the little boys in the “combat” forum well into his 60s. I wouldn’t expect people who think physical conditioning is a joke to catch a reference to an all time great like Smith, though.
http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/strength-articles/john-y-smith-man-iron-claw-hands
[quote]westdale warrior wrote:
“i thought i told you not to hit that thing on the couch”
" MOM I TOLD YOU MY NAME IS IRON CLAWS AND HOW MANY TIMES TO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO DISTURB ME WHEN IM WORKING IN THE THUNDER DOME"
[/quote]
BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
“Mikey I want you to stop working out in the attic. There’s asbestos up there.”
“GOD FUCKING DAMNIT MOM, IT’S CALLED THE FUCKING THUNDERDOME! AND YOU’LL CALL ME IRONCLAWS OR YOU’LL GET A PUNCH IN THE MOUTH!”
“EXCUSE ME?”
“Sorry mom. What time’s dinner again, I wanna go ride bikes with Matt.”
Although I’ve got to say, the best part about this whole thing is that even if the dude is trolling us, he still looks like a total white trash hillbilly.
I wouldn’t put that face out on the internet, especially not with that poor man’s Ted Nugent look.
resorting to pathetic ad hominem attacks like that is pretty classy. Also, I look different when I shave and I haven’t been working out for hours.
T-Nation “the intelligent pursuit of muscle” not the intelligent pursuit of facial beauty.
[quote]IronClaws wrote:
resorting to pathetic ad hominem attacks like that is pretty classy. Also, I look different when I shave and I haven’t been working out for hours.[/quote]
Shit son I hope so.
Cause otherwise my guess is that giggling I hear in the background of those videos is some French Canadian tranny you picked up in Montreal somewhere.
I swear this kid is like the canuck reggie warren jr.
glad you clean up well
cuz the vids -
I can just smell the woodsmoke, protein farts, and vile sock vibe your repping.
thinking when you send in those box tops for the new heavy bag we will get the good shit
but being out in the sticks Id expect
we could see some bear wressling
or using a gutted dear carcass for for a heavy bag
some crazy tree climbing agility- or some actual wood chopping-
you know the kind where more then one piece of wood meets iron
or at least give a motherfucking fire pit and a kumbaya
with some co-eds
werd nikker
instead we are coerced to see some lame posters on your ‘attic’ room
walls cluttered with your teenage
detritus of graffiti and lighter marks
(not sure if trailers have attics)
it might be more of a chicken coop with a bad 70’s conversion to a 3 season hunting lodge
which would sure explain the wood splitting
(but c’mon son at least stack that shit in some decent chords)
and that gotdamn plaid couch-
how you gonna be on Cribs with that shit.
Its ok to have bad teeth as a figher- but yo house
and yo gear needs to come correct
as for some of the little boys on the combat forum
some of those little boys did the very things
you dream of doing in the ring cage or druntank-
Yeah I stack the cords after the area where I am splitting because too cluttered or the pile too high to throw split pieces on top of it. I usually wait until it’s nearly dark (it’s getting dark at like 5pm here now) before stacking the split wood, don’t really have the time to get any good splitting in through-out the day if you are stacking/loading up the wheel-barrow every 10 swings.
Whether the little boys in the combat forum are the greatest fighters in the world or not, they should catch a reference to an old-time great strongman who developed world-class grip strength that lasted well into his 60s. To assume my moniker is some kind of reference to my striking or cat-like reflexes is annoying when it’s a reference to a much greater man than I, or anyone else who posts in the combat forum, for that matter.
Guy could effortlessly throw around 200pound bags of cement by EACH HAND. The name “John Y Smith” was already taken.
[quote]Robert A wrote:
Ranzo, don’t think this is a disagreement with your posts. I am basically typing out of concern for lurkers who will read this thread and may dismiss a good resource because of a mis-guided zealot or selfish troll, whichever you hold the OP to be.
Regards,
Robert A[/quote]
Nah I totally agree with what you are saying. I was basically saying you can’t limit yourself to one philosophy or persons view. Not taking anything away from Dempsey.
Honestley just tired of hearing someone who works out in a bedroom and splits wood regurgitate information with no experience.
Now waiting for these videos.