[quote]pushharder wrote:
A frat boy I be with a case
Of often reaching home base
A stud in the gym
I don’t take shit from Slim
You’ll never catch me losing face[/quote]
And now we’ve got limericks? What a thread.
Lmao… great thread!
[quote]Tx5000 wrote:
So i was like preparing to this hardcore workout, and was gonna’ do my bench, not that sissy mofo bench, i’m talking about fucking pressing so hard that you bleed from you nose and you’re lungs is close to failure!
So i was like going to MY BENCH! and there was like a chick using MY BENCH and i was like “Get the fuck off my bench, hoe”! And she was like “Fuck off, it’s not your bench” And then i was like yelling really loud, not that little twatty yelling, i’m talking about real hardcore shouting, the kind og shouting were you can hear echo of the shout for five minutes after!!!
" GET THE FUCK OFF MY BENCH YOU FUCKING BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I THROW A 60 LBS DUMBELL IN YOU FACE AND THEN HAVE SEX TO YOU" And then she was like “Oh, okay, take you’r bench, i’ll wait for you outside”. And then i finished my hardcore bench workout and went to MY apartment and had hardcore sex with her, i’m not talking about the lame, slow stupid sex, i’m talking about the real deal, were you fuck here so hard, so animalish and for so long that you’r penis is swollen for six days.
The next day i was like going to the gym to do squats, and guess what; she was using MY RACK! I got so angry, so angry that i bit off the tip of my tongue and i lost control and tossed a 60lbs dumbell in her face and she was like “What did you do that for, you are rude” and i was like still really really angry so i could just growl and do a couple of sets in MY squat rack! Then we to MY apartment again and had sex.
The end. [/quote]
Way to kill it, bra.
I know… Not easy to be funny and drunk at the same time!
[quote]dk44 wrote:
DUDE you better have dropped that deuce ass-to-grass, or I will have to drop a deuce on your deuce.[/quote]
What is that smell??? I think it just might be a double duece ass whoopin’ being brewed up in the squat rack, patrick swayze from road house style! Oh wait a minute that smell is just the double duece you laid in the rack…hope no one steps in it.
[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
best part of this thread are the ppl who dont get the reference and are making serious posts[/quote]
Whew
Good thing you are here to set them straight.
This sort of stuff happens to me all the time. Like the other day I was at the gym and I was just loading up the Smith machine with 25kgs on each side to do some squats when this guy who was obviously on steroids like creatine and stuff comes in and starts using the bench beside me. Well the trainer had taught me bench pressing the other day and usually I wouldn’t say anything, but this guy was going to seriously injure himself. So I took my lifting gloves off and I walked over and I said to him ‘You shouldn’t arch your back like that - it’s really bad for you’. But he just ignored me and kept on with his set. I couldn’t believe it.
So I waited till he finished and he sat up and said ‘What are F are you doing interrupting my set?’ and I said to him ‘You’re going to hurt yourself arching your back like that. And you should bench in the smith machine - it’s safer.’ So he looks at me for a while (I think he was a bit slow) and says ‘I’m a powerlifter’ and I was like ‘Yeah’. And he just went back to doing what he was doing. So I thought, ‘I’ll get him’ and I told one of the trainers he was making a mess with his chalk and she told him to clean it up. You should of seen his face! I told my mum about it when she picked me up and she said I should be careful because guys like that can be dangerous but I was like ‘Nah, it was cool’
[quote]UtahLama wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
best part of this thread are the ppl who dont get the reference and are making serious posts
Whew
Good thing you are here to set them straight.
[/quote]
what?
is this an attempt to be confrontational with me for no reason?
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.[/quote]
dude how the hell did u get to meet stan and GSP?
[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.
dude how the hell did u get to meet stan and GSP?
[/quote]
Biotest had a publicity event thing at a local GNC, and they were there.
Were you looking at my profile to get the picture of me on a mechanical bull?
Why are you friends with fireman steve? He’s got a pretty awesome avatar.
Boy am I glad I found this web site.
I just joined my local fitness center last week. My New Year’s resolution. I’m finally going to get in great shape. Got me a new weight belt and gloves with extra padding. Sure don’t want to get any callouses. My buddy warned me about those.
Well everyone in my new gym was so helpful and knowledgeable. In fact one of the instructors showed me how to do sit ups on the big blue ball. Then I worked one of my problem areas, the back of my arms. I’m not sure what the exercise is called but I used a 5 lb weight, put one hand and a knee on the bench, then with the other hand I moved the weight back and forth behind me. After 20 reps, I was really feeling it.
I think I’m going to stay away from the free weights for a while. I don’t want to get muscle bound like some of those big guys.
I know you are all interested so I will try to let you know about my progress. PM me if you want more information about my fitness routine.
I squat rack curl in my dreamz… well actually, those would be nightmares… wake up all sweaty thinking I was being douche.
ANyways, i alwasy get lookz in my gym cuz people wanna hate on me when I yell stuff like diz…
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YAAAAAAAA BUDDDDDDY!!! (then #2 sometimes)
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LIGHT WEIGHT!!! (followed by #1)
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Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight!!(followed by your proclamation that you will be the one to step up)
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I can do this all day! (followed by … ‘fuck this…’ and drop the weight from airplane altitude)
I always end my routine with elite super hardcore unconventional swiss ball situps… they work the stabilizerz better.
[quote]HotCarl28 wrote:
UtahLama wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
best part of this thread are the ppl who dont get the reference and are making serious posts
Whew
Good thing you are here to set them straight.
what?
is this an attempt to be confrontational with me for no reason?[/quote]
I think you are suffering from guilt by association
What can I say…
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.[/quote]
JD doesn’t read threads that he didn’t start.
[quote]FlavaDave wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.
JD doesn’t read threads that he didn’t start.[/quote]
That sounds like one of those Chuck Norris rules.
nice avatar.
[quote]ShaneM686 wrote:
nice avatar.[/quote]
Word. FD - That is smokin’!
[quote]rrjc5488 wrote:
HotCarl28 wrote:
rrjc5488 wrote:
Jacked Diesel has got to chime in here at some point.
dude how the hell did u get to meet stan and GSP?
Biotest had a publicity event thing at a local GNC, and they were there.
Were you looking at my profile to get the picture of me on a mechanical bull?
Why are you friends with fireman steve? He’s got a pretty awesome avatar.[/quote]
thats pretty awesome… did u challenge GSP to a boxing match?
i was looking for that picture because i wanted to know what it was a picture of and why it gets posted all the time… i dont get it… i thought it was you trying to lift something with one hand
lol yea firemansteve is the man