Gain/10. The secret is waffles
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The key is to dip the waffles in tren
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Sumo = The Dark Side
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The Dark Side = Evil = Cheating
therefore
Sumo = Evil = Cheating
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Switching from sumo to conventional was probably the hardest thing ive ever done in my life. Enjoy the power.
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*But Why gif
Lie: For strongman
Truth: I was eating too much butt and it was destroying my family
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Priorities all fucked up… butt > family
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Pig be like:
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I used to be the same way man, thinking it wasnt that bad. Id eat a little butt here and there, raw deadlift would go up 10-20lbs every month pulling sumo. Seemed like a fair trade off, right? Wrong. the gains kept coming and they didnt stop coming, but with the gainz came more butt. Soon their were no gainz and only butt. I missed my sons games, my daughters recitals, I began to forget what my wifes butt even tasted like. Only after my entire family died in a tragic car accident while i was eating butt at the wheel did i realize i needed to stop. Thats when I made the switch, been 1 year sober, itll be a constant struggle but i know i can stay strong.
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Pre much all I think about
Im gonna go cry in the shower for 30min and then get back to you.
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I’m an ass man. Dat Asssss tho
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I catch myself mirin my own butt sometimes no self homo
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When you take a nap and dream about the patent pending adjustable lever action of an SBD Belt. #IPFapproved
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Bank balance not quite there yet?
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