New feature to make toilet breaks more convenient
Only problem would be that you can’t brag about training so hard that you shat your pants anymore
Proof is on the platform… I mean on the bar… nvm
Spotters/Loaders at meet be like

Volunteer to Load/Spot at meet… not even once.
Dunno if I’ve wrote this somewhere but at the first meet I saw (not competed) my mate shit his suit on his third deadlift. Was why he missed it apparently.
I vaguely recall that one meet a friend was smashing some laxative-y kinda foodstuffs… it was either banana, prunes or someshit can’t remember. Didn’t say nothing about it cos didn’t want to jinx/scare him just told him to stop eating it ffs.
That’s a good guy move right there
Especially at a meet they don’t need anything that could distract them or scare them
Although it would’ve been decent motivator - if you’re shitting your pants during your third squat attempt there’s no way you don’t get it up. You can afford failing one of those things, not both.
APU be like
Hail, Hydra! Immortal Hydra! We shall never be destroyed! Cut off a limb, and two more shall take its place! We serve none but the Master—as the world shall soon serve us! Hail Hydra!

Watched the Last Jedi online on CAM quality (actually pretty clear but dark parts of the movie were extra dark). Meh/10.
I ended up watching this 3 times with different people each screening. Once I got over the ritzy visual effects I give it a solid 5/10, of which 4 points go to yet another kickass score
*But Why GIF

Different people kept inviting me to watch it with them
Well tell them to fuck off cos it’s shite
No chill
Definitely shite.
Tbh can’t put my finger on it… it’s just not good.
Rey’s character being a mary sue doesn’t fucking help
Also, the whole fin/rose story could have bin cut out and the whole movie outcome would’ve bin the same.
Eh. I still liked, hope for ep 9 tho. If they do that right they can make episode 8 look good!
I know what you mean @guineapig, the whole film feels ‘off’
