[quote]DBCooper wrote:
I hope you get raped in the asshole by an Evangelical Christian with syphillis and an angry stare.[/quote]
LMAO!
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That would be a direct quote from “Johnny-5” of Short Circuit fame.
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Who’s Johnny?
This webcomic has made it a point to turn the suffering of others into sustanence. In other words you can find a lot of new and horrible things to say to people if you read it. http://www.somethingpositive.net/
Examples off the top of my head such as: "
Your my own personal train wreck to watch over again and again."
“I let you think your loved.”
“Aw that’s endearing in a kitten gurgling blood but trying to meow cutely way.”
Your mother’s pussy has an echo.
“FUCK YOUR MOTHER”
“you are a bag of AIDS”
“tell us sir, just what does the inside of your own rectum look like?” - typically hollered at sports officials after a bad call.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That would be a direct quote from “Johnny-5” of Short Circuit fame.
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Who’s Johnny?
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actually the song was “Who is Johhny?” by Debarge…and it sucked mightily.
your dick is shorter than Debarge’s career.
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
actually the song was “Who is Johhny?” by Debarge…and it sucked mightily.
your dick is shorter than Debarge’s career.
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Obviously the smartest part of you ran down your mother’s leg.
When it comes to El DeBarge, why don’t you just shut your whore mouth, fuck your mother, and get your head out of your rectum.
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
“I hope you get cancer” tends to shock people. Simple but incredibly harsh.[/quote]
i’ve always been a fan of, “i hope you die in a car crash.”
“I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”
Stole that one from misogynist Mr. Herbert Garrison and lovingly employ it whilst passionately discussing with pseudo-feminists.
lol
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]lawsonsamuels wrote:
actually the song was “Who is Johhny?” by Debarge…and it sucked mightily.
your dick is shorter than Debarge’s career.
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Obviously the smartest part of you ran down your mother’s leg.
When it comes to El DeBarge, why don’t you just shut your whore mouth, fuck your mother, and get your head out of your rectum.
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Fuck you and your parachute pants wearing, home permed mulleted ass. Sorry I besmirched the wet dream you have of the whole DeBarge clan running a train on you and making your face look like a glazed donut.
“I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.”
“If you don’t shut your fucking mouth, I will kill you.”
“What’s the matter? No shiatsu this morning?”
And my personal favourite, “I’m gonna rape you.”
I hope you flip your bike and knock your two front teeth out - Wedding Crashers
Wouldn’t surprise me if you were born yesterday considering how loose your mom’s pussy is… Shit, I know I felt reborn after fuckin her.
“I bet you wear a T-shirt in the pool”
You got Rrraped!
In your mouth!
Chickenshit motherfucker
Cockroach sucker
speghetti dick
You got a face to make a train take a dirt road.
You got a face you’d never get tired kicking.
You got a head like a sun-fucked onion.
[quote]Dr. Pangloss wrote:
[quote]PimpBot5000 wrote:
That would be a direct quote from “Johnny-5” of Short Circuit fame.
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Who’s Johnny?
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Here’s Johnny!
V
Your Weak and Small and NO ONE will ever love you.
You know the difference between a joke and two huge cocks?
Your mom can’t take a joke.