Just call someone “inbread swine”.
Hey if you get pregnant, can I have one of the puppies?
[quote]RTJenforcer wrote:
“I hope you get cancer” tends to shock people. Simple but incredibly harsh.[/quote]
One my old coworker used to say, ‘I hope you get an infection on or around your penis’.
[quote]Fuzzyapple wrote:
Just call someone “inbread swine”.[/quote]
liek this?
“Your mother is a gaping cunt”
I hope you get into a car accident on your way home. (thats what my friend always says… what an asshole)
^lol, i say that all the time. less harsh than the cancer one, but malicious nonetheless.
Also,
Fat sack of monkey shit
Chimp
Chump
waste of skin
overweight waste of space (from tommy boy)
and probably the most commonly used one douchebag, or some variation.
I hope you get ovarian cancer so you can’t have kids.
“i’m going to rip out your eyes and have sex with your eye sockets”
I hope you get raped in the asshole by an Evangelical Christian with syphillis and an angry stare.
Your mother is the second-hand, discarded property of the Hell’s Angels.
You look like such a fucking disaster you could be an extra on The Simpsons.
I heard your mom’s got a glass eye with a fish in it and a wooden leg with a kickstand.
I know how you found out that your brother is gay. You shoved his dick in your mouth and it tasted like shit.
You’re dumb as an earthworm.
Yo mama so fat, she’s 99% triglycerides.
I bet you never run out of lard and butter.
Peanut head.
Son of a goat fucker.
Stop sucking your grandmother’s dick!
If your mother gives me one more lousy blowjob, I’ma pop a cap in your head.
Are you castrated?
You smell worse than shit.
I’d kill you, but I’m too lazy to bother.
If you had Down syndrome, you’d be smarter.
Stop sticking your dick into your uncle’s ear.
Yo mama so ugly that you only exist because she found a used condom.
Why don’t you go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut?
Why don’t you go take a flying fuck on the moon?
“trash bag”
“you and your cleft dick”
“Pick a fucking gender”
plonker
wally
“The jerk store called, they’re running out of you.”
“I had sex with your wife”.
It’s weird but for me the word that is my greatest insult meaning I hold this guy in no esteem at all and think he’s just a useless, ignorant, annoying prick is “turnip”.
I like how the brits say “bell end”.
Your ugly.
“Nice head”
Also went to college with a girl who would say “I’m gonna kill your dog”