When around a fat person, dive on the ground and yell EARTHQUAKE!
Or when they take a step backward go BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
[quote]Nards wrote:
You know the difference between a joke and two huge cocks?
Your mom can’t take a joke.[/quote]
I lol’d…and I needed to, this morning has been a bitch. Much appreciated Nards.
You don’t have a mom… just two dads and a chemistry set.
Nice internal humeral rotation. Bench press much?
[quote]Sarev0k wrote:
When around a fat person, dive on the ground and yell EARTHQUAKE!
Or when they take a step backward go BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.
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[quote]DickBag wrote:
“just leave me alone ok”
“frig off”
“stop you jerk”
“get off me, that hurts you butthead”
“why you have to be such a mean jerk”[/quote]
Dickbag.
one of my favourites that a friend of mine drops regularly is “are you stupid, or just ugly?” maybe it’s a timing thing, but it generally leaves the other person in a bad position.
[quote]gregron wrote:
I hope you get into a car accident on your way home. (thats what my friend always says… what an asshole)[/quote]
Adam Sandler in Wedding Singer - “Yeah, go ahead, have a few drinks and, you know, drive home.”
Your mum’s your dad.