Way OT, but I’m a cable guy here in NY, and the funniest thing happened yesterday. I get a call to go fix the cable in an apartment, but for some reason, the person wants a supervisor there as well. So the supervisor and I go to this apartment in Queens. We ring the intercom, and a stragely familiar annoying voice says to wait 15 minutes cause he has to ready himself. So we wait about 30 minutes until who comes to open the door? Elliot Offman, from the Howard Stern show. This crazy bastard came to the door in black fishnet stocking and some other girls shit, and high heels! He directed us to the TV, and as we tracked the wires, he wanted us to show him how to use his VCR so he can tape his nutrition shows cause he’s an avid health nut!! Then, we needed to get in his bedroom to track the wires, and he goes nuts and says you can’t go in there, I have a visitor that can’t been seen. I’m betting my life that he was banging some guy! Funny shit. For anyone who dosen’t know this guy, he’s nuts. He calls people disease names, like he calls stuttering john a karposi sarcoma victim, and Fred has cirrhosis of the liver. LOL
you mean that crazy jogging dude?
Elegant Elliot, I know exactly who that is, that guy is crazy but it must have made for a fun appointment.
Yeah, thats the guy!
I heard him on Howard stern this morning. A really wierd guy