Okay, whatever else people may or may not believe, the “Tube Steak Boogie” does not refer to homosexuals or homosexuality.
It comes from a song. It’s about a guy who has a girl who likes to do the tube steak boogie, all night long. Figure it out…
This group also had a song about “Pearl Necklaces”, perhaps you can figure out that reference too.
[quote]Big Dave56 wrote:
When did deriding someone by suggesting they are a homosexual become acceptable on this site? Is this what you all consider manly? Tube steak whatever, you guys have turned this board to shit.[/quote]
Really? the rest of the forum seems fine to me. If you dont like weird or of topic posts then stick to the training forums those are usually free of discussions that dont involve training. For example talking politics annoys the fuck outta me so I not going anywhere near that politics board. But if folks want to use it then thats great for them.
For Griff, as well as BigDave and hell,
for all the card carrying defenders of homo’s, allow me to retort…
The phrase, in my opinion doesn’t imply a homosexual act. It’s a goofy twist of words based off of a song. It?s not anti-homo, it?s not anti semetic, it?s not anti-muslim, it has no discrimination of race, color, creed, orientation, or sexual preference. The phrase, for our purposes here, merely identifies a post or thread that isn?t worth a damn, that?s it. If you personally have been tubesteaked, then it?s time to look in the mirror and ask the question ?what can I do to better myself??? Take a look inside, man, see what?s in there, fix the van before taking the trip man? (hippy-type explanation included for the intended audience?s better understanding)
Take it as you see it, and if what you see offends you, count to ten and consider if you really should waste the energy in getting offended at a quirky little phrase on a bodybuilding site. If after you count to ten and find that you’re still huffy about it, throw on your pink polo, pop the collar, and go for a walk to the nearest juicebar and have a smoothie. Make sure to kiss every puppy, help every old lady across the street and try to get all of the crack heads sober while you carry your almighty soap-box to some other location. I?d recommend someplace where the diluted, vapid, misread, uneducated and plain stupid people might actually subscribe to your ?I?m the voice for the voiceless? doctrine.
Either that or shape the fuck up and contribute something worthwhile so the fellas on here wont ?TSB? you every time you hit the ?submit? button
GAINER
[quote]vroom wrote:
Okay, whatever else people may or may not believe, the “Tube Steak Boogie” does not refer to homosexuals or homosexuality.
It comes from a song. It’s about a guy who has a girl who likes to do the tube steak boogie, all night long. Figure it out…
This group also had a song about “Pearl Necklaces”, perhaps you can figure out that reference too.[/quote]
“I know a girl, she lives on the hill, she won’t do it but her sister will. When she boogies, she do the tube snake boogie. Boogie woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long.”
ZZ Top fricking rocks!!!
DB
[quote]SUPERUNKNOWN wrote:
On the collars up side of things, I recently caught up with the sister and her two very hot friends (‘hot blonde’ and ‘hot brunette’) and witnessed an interesting encounter with a few desperate olivers that had formed a circle with one another.
Hot blonde and hot brunette decided to make a bet they could make the bunch of oliver looking guys in pink shirts with collars turned up, turn their collars down.
Given hot blonde and hot brunette’s appearance, I watched to see the outcome. The two girls returned to say the collar up guys would not turn their collars down even for a second as they said it would ‘ruin their image’.
The moral of the story, once an oliver forever an oliver.[/quote]
They don’t make men like they used to. What happened to jeans and a t-shirt?
I think the guy isn’t so bad. He probably acts like a dipshit, which is why the other guy devoted a website to him.
I mean, what is wrong with glasses? Can someone explain to me why it’s a crime to help yourself have good vision?
Also, the “peace sign” isn’t a peace sign. In Europe, that’s a pretty common way of saying, “fuck you”.
I gotta agree on the collar though. I see that shit and it makes me want to go over and turn it down for them. Who do they think they are? Elvis? Not that it ever looked good on him either…
[quote]dollarbill44 wrote:
vroom wrote:
Okay, whatever else people may or may not believe, the “Tube Steak Boogie” does not refer to homosexuals or homosexuality.
It comes from a song. It’s about a guy who has a girl who likes to do the tube steak boogie, all night long. Figure it out…
This group also had a song about “Pearl Necklaces”, perhaps you can figure out that reference too.
“I know a girl, she lives on the hill, she won’t do it but her sister will. When she boogies, she do the tube snake boogie. Boogie woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long.”
ZZ Top fricking rocks!!!
DB
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Band members claim this song is about…surfing. I think its in the liner notes of one of their albums, Greatest Hits I believe.
ZZ Top? Surfing? Together?
It may say that in the liner notes, but ZZ Top doesn’t do Surfing Songs.
[quote]Tube Steak Boogie Troll wrote:
You guys are all really insecure. The sad part is, this site is full of Metrosexuals. A bunch of guys who are obsessed with their appearence, always trying to improve apon it. Always going out for a tan, shaving their entire bodies. Then they all line up infront of a bunch of other metrosexual men for judgement. What do you call these people? Bodybuilders! Metrosexuals are the same thing as bodybuilders. But you guys are too ignorant to see that. This entire site revolves around Metrosexualism.[/quote]
Griffie, the Tube Steak Boogie Troll strikes again. I’m raging man, I’m raging…
[quote]rainjack wrote:
ZZ Top? Surfing? Together?
It may say that in the liner notes, but ZZ Top doesn’t do Surfing Songs.[/quote]
didn’t say they surfed or that it was a surfing song, just what they said. either way it’s a good song and a good saying.
z
Whoever wrote owns that first website is a piece of shit.
Sure that guy in the pic looks like a douche but who the fuck is that guy to call him out? What the fuck about michigan and wisconsin should join canada? Who the fuck is he? Just some dickless fuckhead who needs to make shit of other people to feel better about himself.
I don’t like the collar thing anymore than the next person but i do like the fact that you can pull more ladies when there are a bunch of guys wearing their collars up.
Guy’s its a joke. Something to smirk at and alleviate your day. Don’t overanalyze so much.
Really, I mean I am generally even more sarcastic and ball busting in person. I would probably make most of you guys who are complaining start crying or possibly want to punch me. The rest of you would be laughing your ass off.
Like yesterday we played golf and there was a kid in our foursome who was pretty bad. Well this one hole he tops his drive really bad after swinging way too hard. Thing goes like 30 ft to which I call out whoa… really caught a hold of that one. Now granted amongst buddies this shit goes on all the time, but I didn’t really know this kid and in fact had only met him once before that day. I think he got a little pissed but everyone else was rolling so I had done my job. Ok so we all drive up to the ball, and I start laying it on again… “whoa thought I was gonna run out of gas getting to your ball” obviously shot him a wink so he knew I was just playing. He cracked a bit of a smile and began to realize that I was not gonna let up on him if I knew I could get to him. So he whiffs his next shot and everyone in the foursome and four dudes back waiting on the tee just drop to the ground laughing. We all ended up having a really fun day and he even attempted to break my balls a little bit later in the day.
The moral of this story is, busting peoples balls is funny, don’t be an uptight prick about you or something you do being the focus of that ball busting. That is of course unless you plan on never breaking anyone elses ball or making fun of another human being the rest of your life. Laugh about it with me and then break my balls about something else. I promise I’ll laugh with you.
V
[quote]Vegita wrote:
Really, I mean I am generally even more sarcastic and ball busting in person. I would probably make most of you guys who are complaining start crying or possibly want to punch me. The rest of you would be laughing your ass off.
Like yesterday we played golf and there was a kid in our foursome who was pretty bad. Well this one hole he tops his drive really bad after swinging way too hard. Thing goes like 30 ft to which I call out whoa… really caught a hold of that one. Now granted amongst buddies this shit goes on all the time, but I didn’t really know this kid and in fact had only met him once before that day. I think he got a little pissed but everyone else was rolling so I had done my job. Ok so we all drive up to the ball, and I start laying it on again… “whoa thought I was gonna run out of gas getting to your ball” obviously shot him a wink so he knew I was just playing. He cracked a bit of a smile and began to realize that I was not gonna let up on him if I knew I could get to him. So he whiffs his next shot and everyone in the foursome and four dudes back waiting on the tee just drop to the ground laughing. We all ended up having a really fun day and he even attempted to break my balls a little bit later in the day.
The moral of this story is, busting peoples balls is funny, don’t be an uptight prick about you or something you do being the focus of that ball busting. That is of course unless you plan on never breaking anyone elses ball or making fun of another human being the rest of your life. Laugh about it with me and then break my balls about something else. I promise I’ll laugh with you.
V[/quote]
Classic. Reminds me of similar stories when you pull up at a light and the kid learning to drive stick stalls out. We’ve all been there.
exactly, stop being so butt hurt.
Let me put and end to this mis-stated fact right now : pink shirt boy is from Columbus, Ohio, not Michigan. I learned this on Fox News. Yeah… Fox News…So there it is…
The two “dudes” behind him are staring at his ass. That photo is disturbing in so many ways. XenNova’s submitted photo is wackey immaculate. Now that’s good subject matter.
http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/./1/.1118897190950.colin_annan.jpg
what about the picture