Last night I was doing my leg workout in my basment watching Monday Night Football and realized a couple of things.

  1. Listening to John Madden while trying to squat is not a good thing. I usually can zone out most of what he says but last night I wanted so badly to be able to punch him in his big fat face.

  2. I want to be an NFL runningback.
    Do I actually want to suit up for and NFL team at runningback? Hell no!!! Thre’s no way I want to take the beating these guys take every week. What I do want is a body like an NFL runningback. These guys are amazing. They are the perfect combination of speed and power. Being a big cheesehead I love watching Ahman Green power through arm tackles every week. That guy is a stud.

Last night all Madden could talk about was Owens and Moss. When he did mention Philly’s Westbrook it was about how small the guys was. John.John.John…Did you not notice the fact that Westbrooks thighs are bigger than Moss’s waist?

I’d love to find out what some these guys off-seasons workouts are like.

What do the rest of you think?? What position do you envision yourself as??