Newsflash:
- The guy from whom a couple of plates got stolen, has seen them one of them on the 1st floor. We can’t be sure if it’s the same, but chances are that it’s his. So, the suspect list is down to 8 people now.
[quote]Chris82362 wrote:
well if you really want to find out who it is, lace your food with LSD. It’d be pretty damn hard for someone to go 9 hours on acid without someone noticing. [/quote]
Yeah and a great idea if you want some jail time too.
[quote]hungry4more wrote:
Worst I’ve ever had stolen from me in a dorm was laundry detergent…though it was a huge bottle of it, so I was pretty pissed. Legally, I would imagine that anything that’s legal to own is legal to put in your food. After all, technically it’s yours, so you are free to do with it what you want…but I’m no lawyer. [/quote]
I just now saw this, but no, you would be liable if you intentionally poisoned food, did not give a reasonable warning to anyone who might eat the food, and then poisoned someone.
I doubt many people would press charges if they got a minor case of the runs after stealing your food. But you’re still breaking the law if you spike your food with the intent to poison others. Use discretion if you’re going to do this.
Laxatives… and uh… throw some shrooms in there too…
Diarrhea while tripping balls…
[quote]Makavali wrote:
Laxatives. How funny would that be?
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depends on where they “kick in” and who buys the toilet paper…
[quote]tGunslinger wrote:
I just now saw this, but no, you would be liable if you intentionally poisoned food, did not give a reasonable warning to anyone who might eat the food, and then poisoned someone.
I doubt many people would press charges if they got a minor case of the runs after stealing your food. But you’re still breaking the law if you spike your food with the intent to poison others. Use discretion if you’re going to do this.[/quote]
He could claim it was for his own consumption. If someone else stole it and got sick, that’s their problem.
Come one Lixy, just bite the bullet and buy some laxatives. Strong ones.
And to really be a bastard, make sure what ever you leave out is high in carbs AND fat! Mwa ha ha ha!!!
To the people who want lixy to spike his food with LSD: what the fuck is wrong with you? Seriously.
To the laxative crowd: you really can not go wrong with this approach. It’s a classic.
Bake some dish, add in the laxative, then stick a note at the bottom (so he has to eat through it to read it) that ever-so-politely informs the dude that he’s just been laxed.
Because it’s not as fun unless you can rub it in.
FWIW - Ipecac is only funny to watch in action at first…then it gets depressing and you start to feel bad about it. Definitely don’t do this without issuing a strict warning, first.
[quote]inthego wrote:
depends on where they “kick in” and who buys the toilet paper…[/quote]
Very true. But for the moment, it seems like the thief lives on a different floor.
Lol @ poop on the stairs.
[quote]anonym wrote:
FWIW - Ipecac is only funny to watch in action at first…then it gets depressing and you start to feel bad about it. Definitely don’t do this without issuing a strict warning, first.[/quote]
Lol. You sure about that?
remember this herb
Cascara Sagrada
its powder in cap form not much smell to it,kind of has an earthy smell
make a pot of chili or some other sauce type of dish mix in a bunch after its cooked
it takes me 900 mgs and I an squirting for days and its violent too.
thats only two caps
get creative
[quote]Makavali wrote:
anonym wrote:
FWIW - Ipecac is only funny to watch in action at first…then it gets depressing and you start to feel bad about it. Definitely don’t do this without issuing a strict warning, first.
Lol. You sure about that?
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God, that brings back memories of freshman year at college.
As far as I know, they don’t even sell that shit anymore in most pharmacies.
Update, you guys.
Over the weekend, the thief struck twice. On Friday, it was muesli and a loaf of bread. On Saturday, it was the last straw: two pounds of beef and a carton of eggs.
Nobody fscks with my protein!
The worst part was that I had a midnight burger with my cottage cheese then went to sleep. Around 3 am, I woke up and realized I left the beef in the common fridge. It was already gone. That pissed me off to no end.
So this being summer and all, I decided to dedicate time and resources to catching him/her. Putting laxatives or poison was out of the question. It was both immoral, illegal and I had no clue if it wouldn’t be used to feed kids or something (yes, I happen to think of the children). A wireless cam would be too harsh on my student budget, so I went the McGuyver way, set a trap and stayed awake past 4 am for three days in a row.
The trap is quite simple. Some invisible thread tied to the wall and to a bunch of casseroles. Pure genius!
Sunday, nothing.
Monday, nothing.
Tonight, I roasted a leg lamb with spices as bait. The tasty smell was all over the building so I had very high hopes. Sure enough, at 2 am sharp, I heard the “alarm” go off. Rushed out with an improvised bat (that I set aside for the occasion) to find a hot blonde chick in short shorts running down the stairs. The chick was scared shitless. She said she needed a “whisp”[sic] (Swedish for whisk is visp) and came to borrow one. Seeing as she’s got an amazing smile and jaw-dropping body, I reassured her, explained the motives behind the trap and actually walked her to the kitchen so that her majesty can chose a whisk.
Me: What do you need a whisk for at 2 in the morning?
Her: Dead silence and blank stare
Me: What are making? Cream maybe?
Her: Err, I gotta eat…I’m making…mashed potatoes.
She then goes on rating on The Chinese Guy, how she suspects him of food theft because she’s seen him and his friends smoke pot. According to my lovely night visitor, marijuana makes you “not give a shit” (it was Reefer Madness surreal!). She showed me his room and said that they had food stolen too. I explained the extent of damage the thief has caused and she empathized. She broke in what seemed to me a nervous laughter when I explained the poisoning schemes that ran through my head.
Giving her the benefit of the doubt, I presented myself and shook her hand. When I uttered “pleased to meet you”, she replied that those were not the best circumstances seeing how I accused her of food theft (I reiterated twice “Are you sure it’s not you stealing our food?”).
Don’t know if I should be happy about the achievement here. If she’s the thief, I got no proof and I showed her the trap. On the plus side, she’s probably too scared now to try and pull it off again. If she’s not the thief, she’ll relay the story and everybody will know that I mean business (a musclehead with a big bat has to be scary for regular folks).
I’m planning to knock on the door of “The Chinese Guy” tomorrow and politely ask him if he’s the thief. Might even end up having tea with him.
Watch out, evil-doers. Lixy is the new sheriff in town and, by hook or by crook, he’s decided to clean house!
Whoever said not having a life couldn’t be fun?
You should have PIITB.
[quote]Makavali wrote:
You should have PIITB.[/quote]
And by it, he means the lamb leg.
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She obviously stole the food and you totally wimped out because you want to fuck her.
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You’re not going to fuck her.
Entertaining thread! Common kitchen must effing suck.
What would REALLY suck, is if it’s a person that “just wants to see the world burn.” Just throwing your food away and not even eating it.
[quote]msd0060 wrote:
Entertaining thread! Common kitchen must effing suck.
What would REALLY suck, is if it’s a person that “just wants to see the world burn.” Just throwing your food away and not even eating it.[/quote]
Lixy, was this the “hot chick”?
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
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She obviously stole the food and you totally wimped out because you want to fuck her.
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You’re not going to fuck her.[/quote]
spot on
Really dude… the nervous laughter after mentioning poison didn’t give you a hint?..
[quote]NateOrade wrote:
- She obviously stole the food and you totally wimped out because you want to fuck her. [/quote]
I thought about that.
Not really sure I would have handled it differently had she been been fat, ugly or male. Had she been caught red handed, I would have demanded restitution.
Otherwise, what the hell more was I supposed to do? Seriously, Nate. What if you were in my shoes? She was already embarrassed as hell. I mean, who steals a loaf of bread (in Scandinavia of all places)? My reaction was probably more driven by pity than lust. But “totally wimped out” was not signaled during the encounter. I kept a straight face, serious attitude and inquisitive tone. More than that would have to be cursing and bashing heads, and that’s not at all constructive.
But you’re right. She “obviously” stole the food. And to think that I lent the bitch a hand when I found her, alone, carrying a piece of furniture in the stairs. No good deed goes unpunished.
Is that a “d” or a “cl” in your screenname?
[quote]lixy wrote:
NateOrade wrote:
- She obviously stole the food and you totally wimped out because you want to fuck her.
I thought about that.
Not really sure I would have handled it differently had she been been fat, ugly or male. Had she been caught red handed, I would have demanded restitution.
Otherwise, what the hell more was I supposed to do? Seriously, Nate. What if you were in my shoes?
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Hard to say. Bottom line: More. I would have kept up the questioning until she admitted something, which she probably would have unless she is a total sociopath. I would have repeatedly pointed out the specifics of her odd and guilty behavior.
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She was already embarrassed as hell. I mean, who steals a loaf of bread (in Scandinavia of all places)? My reaction was probably more driven by pity than lust. But “totally wimped out” was not signaled during the encounter. I kept a straight face, serious attitude and inquisitive tone. More than that would have to be cursing and bashing heads, and that’s not at all constructive.
But you’re right. She “obviously” stole the food. And to think that I lent the bitch a hand when I found her, alone, carrying a piece of furniture in the stairs. No good deed goes unpunished.
- You’re not going to fuck her.
Is that a “d” or a “cl” in your screenname?[/quote]
You’re going to have to explain that one. Let’s see if you can do it without saying “you insensitive dolt!!!” or “IRAQ!!!”