I’m currently following a Eric Cressey’s Maximum Strength, my boyfriend is a great help with warming up in the mornings before a good workout. (classic)
I also have intentions to modify my workout slightly by adding in more anally penetrating movements, and direct arm/calf work. (i lol’d)
I have made good progress, but am still only beginning to put the pieces in place to give myself what I’m looking for sexually. (simple but amazing edit)
My roomates are bastards, they raped my facebook badly, but raping my TMuscle account, thats below the belt.
I currently have had to clear out 2 buckets of water from my room and a lot of sticky stuff of my desk, aswell as the lock being selotaped, my laptop being clingfilmed, and my laundry basket and bloody matress missing. I’ve heard rumours it’s on the third floor, but nothing is certain.
The jokes on them though, because I didn’t even come back to my own flat last night, found this all this morning while sober!
Anyone else had this happen to them? Lock your doors.
Me and my one buddy went back and forth with minor stuff like msn statuses until I changed his to “ - Enjoys the warmth of another mans rectum” and his gf’s little brother asked him what it meant. We called a truce after that.
[quote]JLu wrote:
Me and my one buddy went back and forth with minor stuff like msn statuses until I changed his to “ - Enjoys the warmth of another mans rectum” and his gf’s little brother asked him what it meant. We called a truce after that.[/quote]
Aha, I need to get revenge… but how? They are sure to keep their doors locked from now on.
[quote]The Mighty Stu wrote:
lol, well, at least others can get a good laugh out of it
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They really did, so it’s not all bad! In further news I had to wear everything I wore out last all through today as they stole ALL of my clothes, and the left shoe from every pair i own. They also drew penises everywhere. It is pretty funny, thinking about it.
We used to pull quite a few room pranks when I was in college:
When a friend of ours went to visit his parents for the weekend, we took every item out of his room and placed it outdoors, in the courtyard, exactly as it was. Including putting his posters up on a tree.
Taking the microwave from the kitchen and microwaving a block of cheese for 30 minutes inside somebody’s room.
Retaliation; cheese victim took the vegetable shelf out of the fridge, filled it with soapy water and propped it up against the guy he suspected’s door. Dude’s room took a couple of days to dry. (turns out it was the wrong guy, who in turn retaliated by taking an electric shaver to cheese victim’s head after coming home from a night out).
Come to think of it, I’m pretty glad I’m not in college anymore.
Butter floor always wins. The randomness of where you execute is what will keep them in fear. I like to usually butter the floor in front of the bathrooms. I’ve had a couple of successful pee in the pants victims.
If my brother left his PC on while out of the room I used to update his Twitter with ‘‘Lovin’ that cock’‘(or ‘‘Still lovin’ that cock’’ after the first time) which used to update his Twitter and Facebook and a few other things he was on.
[quote]jake_j_m wrote:
JLu wrote:
Me and my one buddy went back and forth with minor stuff like msn statuses until I changed his to “ - Enjoys the warmth of another mans rectum” and his gf’s little brother asked him what it meant. We called a truce after that.
Aha, I need to get revenge… but how? They are sure to keep their doors locked from now on.[/quote]
Pee a little bit in the bottom of a styrofoam cup. (only a teeny tiny little bit, enough to posssibly slip under a door. Stick the pee cup in the freezer for a couple hours and let freeze. Toss on some gloves and pull the peesicle out of the cup and slip it under the door. This usually works best with tile floors and locked doors.
or you could always go for the classic deodorant trick. Roll out their deodorant about halfway up and cut it off and then roll it back down. Throw some cream cheese or some other grodie substance in there and it’s pure gold.
[quote]tommytoughnuts wrote:
jake_j_m wrote:
JLu wrote:
Me and my one buddy went back and forth with minor stuff like msn statuses until I changed his to “ - Enjoys the warmth of another mans rectum” and his gf’s little brother asked him what it meant. We called a truce after that.
Aha, I need to get revenge… but how? They are sure to keep their doors locked from now on.
Pee a little bit in the bottom of a styrofoam cup. (only a teeny tiny little bit, enough to posssibly slip under a door. Stick the pee cup in the freezer for a couple hours and let freeze. Toss on some gloves and pull the peesicle out of the cup and slip it under the door. This usually works best with tile floors and locked doors.
or you could always go for the classic deodorant trick. Roll out their deodorant about halfway up and cut it off and then roll it back down. Throw some cream cheese or some other grodie substance in there and it’s pure gold. [/quote]
If you can, water balloon IN their pillow cases, classic when they plop on the bed
More effort, worth it though: Take a piss in a cookie tray, freeze it, now you have a thin layer of frozen piss. Slide it under their door, when they come home, someone pissed on the floor in their locked room
Edit: Holy crap, someone already posted the piss one? Damn I thought I was being original…
Haha, some awesome suggestions here. I recommend scattering cress seeds on their carpet/rug, then lightly watering it - if they don’t regularly hoover then they may be in for a surprise in a few days. Also make a habit of putting gravel in their shoes.
I think my favorite that we did when all my buddies went on this retreat in high school was with bunk beds and water balloons. These beds had that like metal screen holding up the mattress, there were a bunch of 2" x2" squares in frame, a perfect place for a water balloon.
So anyways, guy on the top bunk puts 2-3 water balloons in these spaces under his mattress and just chills on the other side of the bed. When his bunk mate climbs into the bottom bed the guy on the top bunk jumps on his mattress and pops the balloons, drenching the poor soul beneath.
We also had a lot of fun putting shaving cream on people when they were sleeping.
