Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 2)

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Definitely up:

  1. Going upstairs gives me the chance to attack him low - where I’m comfortable;
  2. I’d rather turn my back towards someone climbing stairs than towards someone rushing downstairs;
  3. I dunno what the hell’s happening with the wall shadows but it looks like Nightmare on Elm street is back there behind Friday the 13th - I don’t like my odds as much in a 2 on 1 (btw is there someone behind Halloween as well? And also maybe under the stairs?);
  4. If I’m successful on my way up I might be in the clear on making it to the front door; who knows where the basement leads
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Once I started looking, yeah, that is Freddy, a creature under the stairs, and Chucky upstairs behind Jason.

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Yeah so that’s still an upstairs for me

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I feel pretty confident I could take out Micheal Myers.

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This

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This was my main thought, regardless of who I’m facing.

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Me, except substitute ‘1 jar PB’ for “2lbs of cashews.”

Natty PB was my wingman for many years, but we’re no longer on speaking terms.

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As a child of the 80’s if Freddy is down stairs then I am going upstairs, I dont care who I have to go through, I am going upstairs.

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I would sick Freddy on Chucky, because Chucky is a reasonable facsimile of a kid. A total bastard, but kid none the less even though he has the soul of a killer.

Then I would get Jason and Mike into a pissing contest over who can be slower but still arrive at the perfect moment to impale somebody. Neither one of them take kindly to criticism and would end up in a machete fight that would make African tribal warlords blush.

Then Pennywise would get into my head to access my fears, only to realize that the stuff in there is actually soooo much worse than anything he has to offer, and I would just keep him there, paralyzed in a stasis of terror for my enjoyment.

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what would you do with the Jawa under the stairs!!

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i can taste the diabetes

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Non lifting related confession, but I really need to let it out somewhere…

I am getting bald, and I’m still in denial. Stupid genes.

Anyone using kirkland minoxidil?

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I thought that was Pennywise. :man_shrugging:

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Kirkland minoxidil? No.

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The nutrition on one of them isn’t terrible amazingly…and I’m so upset that I would even consider eating just 1. What have I become?

Meanwhile, my Sam’s Club sells this

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I DID in fact calculate the calories if I were to eat the whole thing in one sitting…it’s rougly 45 THOUSAND.

But, I mean, the body SURELY can’t absorb them all…right?

And, I mean, I bet I get to go to a SPECIAL part of Valhalla if I die from eating 375 peanut butter cups…

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Those are really only part of the equation.

I would need milk. Lots of milk. Like I’d estimate 5 reeses per cup, so that’s 75 cups.

75 cups of whole homogenized milk is 150 cals x 75, so another 11,250 cals.

Still doable, but there are going to be consequences.

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This is a tough confession to make, but I can’t stand reese’s peanut butter cups, or anything chocolate and peanut butter together. I’m a twix guy.

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Neither does my son.

He likes kit-kats.

I still love him though.

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Yes.

I’m a twix guy

No.

I just don’t get Twix… The cookie crunch does not do it for me.

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I couldn’t bring myself to hit the like button on this because it’s an affront…

By chance, does this extend to dark chocolate and peanut butter? I’m not the biggest fan of OG PB cups in truth. They’re a bit waxy.

And twix are awesome, there’s no shame in that.

@SkyzykS I used to buy a half gallon of whole milk to drink on shift when I was a young buck trying to gain weight. It was Land o Lakes brand homogenized milk.

When it run up at the counter, the receipt read “LOL Milk Homo”

I loved buying that milk.

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