I confess I saw this at the store today and had to take a photo
Isn’t a “jumbo donette” …a donut?
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Maybe they keep the donette name in order to avoid offending real donuts…since I am sure these taste like sugar glazed chalk.
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According to my understanding on ways to abuse perfectly good language, a Donette is a female donut. Similar to cigar/cigarette.
So they can be jumbo. Im not judging.
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The real tragedy here is that they aren’t the little ones with coconut flakes. Those things are awesome!
(Says the guy with more inches of stents than…)
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I’m trying to figure out what they’re standing on… doesn’t look like a store shelf… wait… you bought them, didn’t you??
Interestingly, this is a factor in females sometimes being sentenced more harshly in the murder of their spouses. Males often get to argue “a crime of passion” “momentary lapse of reason” etc. while females sometimes have to explain why they waited for their moment and then calmly doused the bed and lit it up…
One day I will learn:
- Nuts are a great snack, why did I stop having them?
- Buy a small bag of almonds or walnuts
- Eat small amount every day for 2-6 weeks
- I’ve been doing really well with nuts, I’ll buy cashews this week
- Demolish a 2lbs bag in a day
- Wait 2-12 weeks, go to step 1
I always convince myself that I won’t buy the cashews this time.
So yeah, I confess I put away 2lbs of cashews, it took 2 days this time.
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You meant to say that these specific Donutx identify as she/her.
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Cashews are a nut in the same way candy corn is a vegetable.
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In that they are the best?
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I have a similar pattern with cashews.
I have to remind myself " Powerless, unmanageable, sanity, willingness, honesty…".
I’ve managed to string together a couple of days here and there, but they always end the same.
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I confess that if I were in this situation I would get on the ground, curl up into a ball and close my eyes. Either that or just find a way to kill myself.
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Up until Halloween H20, I’m going downstairs. Post H20, when sneaky Michael Myers appears, I’m going upstairs.
Also, magical power zombie Jason is more intimidating than Mother Jason in disguise 
2 lbs cashews = 5200 calories
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Just be a virgin. Jason only kills those who do The Sex.
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Yep. I was eating a 3 lb. container in about 4 days for a while going “Why am I gaining? I thought these were good for you…”
Duh. One 30 gram serving has like 20 grams of fats.
My friend (that one) and another friend just agreed to be in a homework and project group with me for a class.
I confess that I’m really worried about dragging the group down or otherwise exposing my incompetence in Comparison to them
Could also reframe your thinking along the lines of being grateful that you will be made better and improve by working with those who are slightly more skilled than you.
Just a thought.
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I’m definitely grateful, and quite surprised. I just don’t want to let them down, not when the stakes are so high (the project replaces a final ~ 30% course grade, homework is collectivelt 20% grade)