I think its more that once you reach a certain number of burpees, the beard just appears and becomes permanent.
Swole life = Awesome beard.
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The wife wanted to order one of these. I said āNO!!!ā. I think the cats in the video are CGIs.
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How often does your wife bathe the cat? (Hahaha.) And I agree about CGI. Because otherwise, where is all the blood?
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I have to bathe them. She doesnāt dare to. Once or twice a month. Itās not even the blood drawing that I really canāt stand. Itās the screaming. The sounds bounce off the toilet walls and make my ears ring lol.
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Umā¦donāt Chinese cats clean themselves? Is it normal to bathe them bi-monthly? Here most people bathe them if they get into something, but otherwise donāt as far as I know. Iāve bathed kittens, but have never had an adult cat seem to need it.
Do youā¦do you dry your cats?
Edit: my mind is pretty blown by this.
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Iāve never actually successfully bathed a cat.
Donāt even know how it would be possible.
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My inner 13 year old boy is thoroughly enjoying this conversation.
Haha yeah they do. But sheās a cleanliness freak and I donāt do this year round. Only during the season where thereās a high air pollution level caused by forest fires in the region. Itās become an annual thing. Our house has lots of ventilation points since itās a tropical climate year round here so itās hard to keep dust from getting in.
I just towel dry them and turn up the fans.
Nothinā better than a wet pussyā¦
ā¦cat. Pussy cat.
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I definitely think she should get it. I think the cats would enjoy it, especially the one that had the fur problem.
One of my friends takes her cats to the vet to have their hair cut in the summer. John definitely knows when this is going to happen. He cries the whole way, but after itās done he se we ms quite happy.
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You have to stop CL 
i canāt take it anymore
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Hey! Throw in some CBD oil for cats and that sucker will be in heaven! He wonāt ever want to get out.
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Iām not too sure about that. Just imagine throwing one in there AFTER a bath. I think one of them will even break the damn thing trying to escape lol. I donāt even see the point. The windspeed looks like itās just slightly higher than my ceiling fan at full blast and itās normally 31 degrees celsius over here. If the windspeed is higher than that, Iād expect full out panic attacks.
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I know you truly love your cats and you would never want to cause them pain or anxiety.
Itās just looks like a kitty air fryer. 
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I fear more for my eardrums lol.
Seriously, I think most of the cats in this region have some Siamese in them. Thatās why theyāre so high strung.
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I think if you did it when they were kittens and they were use it would probably work. Iām not sure of the outcome with an older cat.
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I bath my cats every week - theyāre Sphynxes. Theyāre not really on board with it but no fatalities so far.
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I donāt know, I might be inclined to speculate that the sight of your wife browsing cat drying contraptions might be winding them up a bit.
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After watching some of the Britney Spears documentary (@EmilyQ, 20 minutes before pausing), I decided to support her by listening to some of her songs, thereby contributing 0.005 of a cent to her*.
I hadnāt listened to anything from Ms Spears for a long time. I was never a fan as a younger person but until today I hadnāt really appreciated just how God awful that music was.
*This money probably ends up in the hands of the people who have custodianship over her so exact opposite of helping her is probably a more accurate description
Confession: my husband tracks the length of time I can go before needing to pause shows to go get a snack. āWow, 16 minutes! You MUST be hungry. Itās probably been 25 minutes since dinner!ā
@strongmangoals maybe you also need sustenance to get through a full 42 minute show? Maybe pre- and peri-watching supplements?