The supervillain in that story sounds way scarier - they have access to all the discarded flavors of ice cream.
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You could create some havoc if the strawberry section of neopolitan was replaced with old spice flavored ice cream.
Still pink, but definitely not strawberry!
Extraordinarily unpleasant surprise!
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Is she particularly interested in your health and whether you are experiencing any out of the ordinary symptoms after she gives you these samples?
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Nope. Have a bottle but uses it like once a year or so. For skin protection, I use a shaving gel for sensitive skin, that seems to be enough.
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Yes everyday
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Haha at first I read that and laughed then I got to thinking there was that one time!!
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Got timezones mixed up and missed a conference call. Again.
Flat earth my ass.
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Donāt calendars work all that shit out for you nowadays?
I havenāt used aftershave in about nine years but Iāve also had a beard for nine years
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Do you use a beard oil or similar product ?
Iām sure my dude would prefer growing a beard.
I prefer to grow a beard but I have no intention of grooming a beard. So no beard 
That describes things perfectly. His hair and beard can be anything he wants IF he would take care of it. I am just not crazy about the āI live in dumpsterā lookā¦ lol
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@Edgy @ChongLordUno
Care to give tips on how to grow and groom a sexy beard?
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As someone who hasnāt shaved in 11 years, I believe Iām sufficiently qualified to to at least provide reference links.
Matty Conradās videos are amazing and provide that necessary grooming edge that enables one to attend business meetings and not having spare change casually thrown at them in the street.
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I couldnāt grow a decent beard till I was in my forties, andā¦I prefer the wild-man-of-the-forest type of beard.
So, yeahā¦Iām probably not the one to go to for beard grooming tips.
Thanks for the āSexyā tag, tho
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Everyone knows beards are a proven performance enhancer, especially if itās ginger 
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In @anna_5588 ās defense, youād be a sexy beast even without that warrior beard.
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In @ChongLordUnoās case, he just convinced the hair from his head to migrate down to his face.
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