As a Canadian who has traveled abroad many times, I can confirm that the rest of the world seems to like us.
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If the world was a car park, you guys would be the mid-sized sedan. Generally inoffensive. America, obviously, is the giant truck with a lift kit, 4 rear wheels, and mirrors that stick out so far they could clothesline a cyclist 3 lanes over.
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North Korea is a unicycle with a spoiler.
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My lil guy says āmy buttā instead of āso muchā. Iāve been having way too much fun with thisā¦
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Kid with cheese 
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The provost sent an email warning that classes might move online after break due to Coronavirus- my first thought: will the gym stay open 
Youāre not alone in that. Gyms are hotbeds for all kinds of nasty stuff.
This might be the first time in history that those oxygen deprivation masks are useful. I need to start producing one with a filter that allows for adjustable oxygen restriction.
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Counterproposal: masks that only let air out, not in. Will weed out the people that wear the masks AND reduce risk of virus spread.
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That sucks, Iām sorry and can commiserate.
A number of years ago I ordered a photograph and it came with a coffee table book of the artistās other work. I received the book which was in itās own box and sandwiched between two flats of cardboard but never received the photo. When I contacted the artist he told me he placed the photo in the box, then a flat piece of cardboard, then the book, and finally another flat piece of cardboard. I had thrown the photo away not realizing it was under what I thought was simply packing materials.
He gave me 25% off the replacement I ordered as an āidiotā discount.
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So apparently, all gyms in my city will stay closed for next week, due to coronavirus. I donāt know what Iāll be doing all day without school and gym 
I wonder if that was really needed.
I bent down to pick up a pencil, thought that the floor looked comfortable and wound up taking an hour long nap
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So my idea of creating a Corona Diet and Home Workout Plan is actually not insane after all, is what you are telling me.
They look completely normal.
Is this a left brain/right brain thing, like on Facebook with the shoe?
The top of their heads flap ā¦ how is that normal??
I hadnāt noticed. Those maple tree signs are distracting. Do they hate maple trees or something? Like, at a genetic level?
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I like the smell of pizza hut. When you walk inside it smells good. I could go for some pizza hut right now.
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I have a half-day of school on Friday cause people need to plan for our education in case thereās a zombie outbreak. Oops I meant coronavirus well people treating it like one soā¦