I have got such a solid confession.
I have the day off work.
Today is my squat workout.
I have been begging the wife over email (because she is working) for a chore to do so I can delay the workout.
Anyway, off to pick up rice crispy treats for the school fundraiser.
To be fair, if I had the day off work Iād be more likely to want to hit a bar than a squat rack.
Wait: how do you hit the bar when itās not in the rack?
With your toe, in the dark. Iāve done that workout.
No. You go to the bar to check out the racks.
Yaāll have weird gyms.
You mean well lit ones?
Itās because you have a home gym. Half the reason I work out is because there are women there. Who ignore me, but thatās a different story.
They often notice me, but always for the wrong reasons.
Starting to question my home gym now dammit
Donāt sweat it man: you can get ignored by plenty of women while having a home gym.
Thatās is true, and probably bestā¦since I train between 5-7a lol
And just when I was about to freak out due to gymsā closure, run off and buy a whole home gym on Amazon (I did put the items in the cart, then I looked at the final price and decided it wasnāt a very good idea after all), I found this in the basement
It doesnāt look very stable but my father secured it to a wall, I did a few test reps and it doesnāt feel bad.
Apocalypse aināt stopping me from working out.
Now I gotta find something for dips though.
My thought as well, but he might have a ceiling to deal with.
Exactly. Unfortunately thatās the case. I need to find something at a height I can work with
Turn the rack upside down. Duh.
I was gonna turn my house upside down, but your idea sounds better.
Just move to Australia instead.
Perfect. I was going to suggest he drill a giant head-shaped hole in his ceiling as an alternative.
