I’ve been accused of pushing the limits of flame free 
Well… a lot of 'muricans like to jerk off with a sock so… 
they don’t get sock burn?? From what I understand, the skin down there is very sensitive
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At least people acknowledge how bad they were.
This scene along with the entire ending of Fallen Kingdom was so indescribably stupid it beats everything else hands down:
There was ONE BIG RED BUTTON to open the fucking door? A BIG RED BUTTON??? There wasn’t one to CLOSE IT? They let a fucking kid press it and didn’t bitch slap her 3 Stooges style for letting all the fucking CARNIVORES loose? She’s a clone like them so they all have the right to live? The dinosaurs in the facility were specifically chosen because they were the fucking dangerous ones that were supposed to be auctioned off as WEAPONS and no one fucking got it? What the fuck was that crap with the laser guided shit anyway? If you can get a laser directly on your target, you shoot the fucker or just bomb the fuck out of him and his surroundings. Why would you send a fucking dinosaur to attack him? For the fucking LOLZ??? OH FUCK!!!
It made a BILLION DOLLARS!!!
Dunno lol
Well it’s not super sensitive. Probably not as sensitive as you think it to be, at least
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We’ve got a live one in the BSL forum 
Everyone’s invited!
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It’s like a very localized version of the heebie-jeebies.
Like if you just saw a movie about spiders, then went into the bathroom and saw a spider then sat down and the cats tail lightly brushes against the back of your neck.
Except not spiders and not our neck.
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Thanks, I needed a break from the antinatalism debacle.
I believe that thread shows what happens on the dunning Krueger curve with a little bit of knowledge, one ends up summiting “Mount Stupid” (a local maximum on the curve) for awhile.
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I actively avoid talking about two subject matters.
- Politics
- Religion
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I confess I found out if is @The_Mighty_Stu birthday and now I really want to eat cake. Happy birthday sir.
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When do you NOT want to eat cake? 
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True Anna true. I think I must be telling people too much about myself
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If you lived near I’d make you one of my famous metabolic drive protein pies (with Graham cracker crust).
I contest dieted through enough birthdays to know all the tricks 
S
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I confess my wife recently bought a steam cleaner but she’s not had the chance to use it until yesterday because I’m been having too much fun with it than I should be. It’s got a GUN ffs lol. But then my hip flexors started flaring up again.
I’m never doing housework again.
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Do you believe that what is made law on earth shall be recognized as law in Heaven as interpreted by The New English Bible?
Answer me! The power of God compels you!
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I don’t like drinking water.
I drink way too much coffee during the day and all the unsweetened tea and artificially sweetened zero kcal drinks at night. I know I’m too old for this childish bullshit but I still hate drinking water.
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I have developed a £45 a month cottage cheese habit.
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A bloke I work with won’t drink water, he doesn’t like the taste!
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We work together? Don’t you think our boss has kinda lost it lately?
I do dri k water though, just reluctantely and not as much as I should.
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I used to work with a bloke who only drank coke. Coke during the day at work and jack and coke at night.
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