Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

Have you tried blending frozen okra into shakes? It’s surprisingly good

Yesterday I binged on 7 pieces of pizza, 8 cookies, and 5 donut holes.

Farmers and log moved the best they have in nearly a year this morning so I have mixed feelings regarding yesterday’s gorging.

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Question:

Is grass fed, locally sourced, ethically raised, organic bacon good for a person, or just a chance to virtue signal?

Btw, it’s not as good tasting as Kirkland applewood smoked bacon…

Pigs don’t really like grass. Typically they root it up the find the good stuff underneath. Sounds sketchy to me.

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Was the pig fed hemp seeds and silage?

If not then all of the bad ju-ju that the pig absorbed by being stressed is now part of you too.

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It is less bad, which is not the same as good.

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As somebody who literally lives in the country where the Piedmont region is located, I have no idea what these are haha

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Just hot dogs made with piedmontese beef.

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Confession: I get judgmental when I watch YouTube cooking videos and the person is not stirring the batter properly. Or if they use a mixer on non mixer type batter (cookie dough).

Confession 2: I never add the eggs one at a time. I dump them in there and stir like hell :grin:

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I confess I ordered this at Taco Bell

And I also confess I did not eat the whole thing.

I am all that I despise

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Nobody eats the whole thing. Once you eat the toppings it’s mostly just naked chips. :smirk:

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Naked chips are deadlift fuel!

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I spent some time last summer doing workout videos made by a Youtuber named Chloe Ting.

… I confess that I avoid doing them now because they honestly feel really hard and I don’t like that I lack the ab strength to get through a 10-15 min long ab workout.

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I confess it appears to be a box of dog vomit.

Edit: Too soon?

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You feeling ok?

I confess I liked the post after reading this part and seeing the picture. I didn’t read the last two lines until after. I considered taking the like back, but I think you deserve it for showing the ability to be moderate at SOMETHING.

Takes a big man to admit they didn’t succumb to taco bell. If I were in your position, I would’ve folded and ate the whole thing.

Your dogs eat well!

@SkyzykS just severe case of ennui

@boilerman I so wish I did, haha. I miss my 20s.

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One of the only things at a fast food joint that I’ve seen a sodium warning displayed boldly

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That will get pushed back by the next session of big deep mountain water.

I just had ribs (2 of them!) for the first time in like 5 years or so. I don’t even really have any reason why I havent had them in so long, other than those discussed with @anna_5588.

They were wonderful. Absence really does make the heart grow fonder.

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I’m seeing a packet of McDonald’s fries in the top right hand corner of your picture. Is there a part 2 to this confession?