What site for that? Just piedmontese dot com?
Yup. Get you some!
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I am. I love how appealing jacked cows are to meatheads. If weāre ever invaded and colonized by Aliens, youāre gonna be a delicacy for intergalactic broās.
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Iāve consumed enough energy drinks that Iām HIGHLY carcinogenic.
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I bought some steak tips, kabobs, and a bunch of liver.
Iām guessing I needed to create an account to get emailed the promotion. Previously, I was too lazy, and just checked out as āguestā.
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Not that Iām proud of this, but I smoked my first cigarette at 12 and didnāt quit til I was 26, so Iām confident Youād be closer to the āgrass-fedā version of humans.
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@punnyguy itās worth it for sure. Those discounts are nuts.
@flappinit I am working on my marbling, haha.
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Agreed!
I started at 13 and Iāve not quit yet. And I drink a big bottle of coke every day. Theyāre fucked if they consume me. I think organ harvesters will pay me to go away if I decide to try to sell anything to them.
Depends on what you mean by āgrassā 
I confess I am now 100% convinced that humans are Universally specialā¦because we suck! The Aliens will undoubtedly be some sort of octopus-like species -they have a short lifespan, so the evolutionary adaptation process is juiced (āpunā intended); they live in liquid, and immersion in liquid protects against radiation bombardment during interstellar travel; they can survive in a highly pressurized environment (deep ocean), and there are a LOT more of these types of planets than the mild Earth types.
So, donāt be caught with an octopus on your dinner plate when the Aliens come calling!
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I told the wife I am going to take up cigars, energy drinks, moonshine andb my diet will be hot dogs and nuggets.
When she asked why, I said āaliensā. Her response was to just make sure my life insurance is paid up.
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There is a theory that octopi originated as extraterrestrial beings
Idk where on the conspiracy theory ā good science spectrum it falls on,
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Source?
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Turns out itās likely not true 
Damn it!
Jokeās on me for trusting NBC
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Iām disappointed as well. I really wanted a visit from them and one of them starts playing the drums like in Aquaman.
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I wanted the satisfaction of knowing that I had eaten alien 
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I gotta confess I think Iāve eaten an octopus but I donāt know if it was really a squid.
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was it purplish, if so, likely octopus
It was deep fried and covered with breading so I still canāt tell lol.
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