in that case, most likely calamari ( squid)
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Alright, so Iām off the hook. If they invade us, I get to play lead guitar with their band while they eat you.
HA HA HA
The Koreans are fucked too.
yeah, they have that dish where you eat the baby octopus while the tentacles are still movingā¦ Tried it, pretty cool
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I wouldnāt have the stomach for that. Serious props to you lol. Iām afraid a xenomorph may just pop out of my chest while Iām taking a dump later.
Imagine how much Piedmontese human youād have to eat to fuel 8 biceps though, brah.
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Iām a living Chinese food meme 
Will try any part of any living organism thatās semi edible
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Shit, they even used to sell dog meat in small, vacuum sealed packets in supermarkets in the early 2000s. Donāt know when selling dog meat commercially was banned but I was still seeing āDog Meat Restaurantsā in Shenzhen in the early 2010s despite people telling me it was illegal. And right in front of me was a pretty swanky joint with their large sign advertising it.
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I confess this is one of the things I hate most about the Chinese. I think itās disgusting and unnecessary to eat baby anything, and the āmovingā part is just ridiculous to the extreme. I confess I used to do it, so I confess I did learn one thing from the vegansā¦
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Have you heard of Yin Yang Fish? Google it if youāre interested. Iām not describing that shit here.
Another evolutionary aspect favorable to piloting complicated interstellar ships.
Iām sure the octopus aliens will be far too civilized to eat other sentient, non-hostile beings.
I think thatās mostly a Korean thing. Ever watched Old Boy?
Googled it -typical crazy Chinese shit. Absolutely no point to it.
Googled it -hah, that actorās gonna be surprised when he dies and the Karma Universe rejects himā¦
(add: the webz claimed he was a buddhist, no idea it thatās true)
I dunno. Iāve read somewhere that fish donāt have pain receptors or pain is processed differently or something.
Iām sure it tastes better than penis fish
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Thatās probably true. Itās the whole thought process/mentality behind it that I confess repulses me.
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Iām NOT googling that lol.
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There was an article about infestation on some beach somewhere and when I saw the picture, I immediately thought: wait, they sell those at the wet market.
Apparently hairy crab is an invasive species in the UKā¦ and here I am in Shanghai paying premium prices
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It was a legitimately good movie, though. One of the best from South Korea, in fact. Spike Lee is the one going to hell for his remake.
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Isnāt that in Japan? And if not prepared right, could literally kill you? lol
Spike Lee ruined it. Old Boy is a fucking classic.
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