Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

No. I figured it out pretty enthusiastically.

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So, @ouroboro_s , you still hitting the DL like you used to?

Oh come on bulldogJR! Which thread we talking about!? Sounds so fun. I searched for off topic and found nothing.

Edit: found it. I’ve never wanted to be a 6’4 147kg strongman so bad in my life :joy::joy::joy:

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You are wrong.

wheeere is itttttt

This is why I support solipsism.

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@samul , I agree with you completely. That was a very uninteresting rant.

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Nah. Maybe a little aspy though. Very literal.

Confession:

There was a guy at work that we liked messing with. So when he put his welding hood down we’d turn up turn up the speed on his wire feed and he’d burn the shit out of himself in a shower of molten slag and steel.

Then he’d spaz out and we’d turn it down before he could see what we did, and repeat throughout the day.

We never did let him in on that.

Never considered that. Might have to look into it. It actually sounds like I kinda fit the description

Strongman, dating a strongman thread.

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Yeah. Not intended to be a harsh criticism. There’s a whole lot more to it than just being fastidious though, so don’t take my word for it.

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Also, I don’t care how much time passes or what movies he’s in, Mark Wahlberg will always be Marky Mark as long as I live.

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@T3hPwnisher :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Man, been there…on multiple occasions.

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You may be joking, but I actually used to think there was an instruction manual. I still don’t understand how ppl just ā€œfigure it outā€

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The first step for you is to eat enough and get your hormones straightened out. Then primal/ instinctual part of your brain will tell your body what to do. You will have no doubt about what to do if you get turned on enough.

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I can’t even be bothered to post here because they took the gym away.

that’s it. that’s the confession

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Confession:

  1. I have no clue where best to put the buckle when I wear the belt.

  2. Im afraid of the fact that I need to get used to the belt ā€œbitingā€ on my stomach and ribs

  3. 4 inches is a lot thinker than I anticipated

  1. I also just wanted to humble brag my brand new belt lol
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I’m sure Thor’s wife can sympathize with you.

In all seriousness, watch a couple videos or just try it out for yourself. I like my belt pretty tight during squats, and during deadlifts I leave it loose enough to fit a few fingers in (ba-dum tchh) so when I breathe in and brace it’s like a barrier for me to push against, and then when I bend down with that full breath everything gets crazy tight. But again, to each his own.

As for the bite, it’s not so bad your first time - it’s the few times when your first bruises are still fresh. But that’s like working out - the first workout isn’t bad, but going back to the gym with DOMS sucks. If you’ve gone back for leg day after breaking your leg DOMS cherry, you can do this.

Nice belt!

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LOL!

Yeah, really excited to get back to the gym. I’ll try it out with a couple of dumbbell squats and see how it feels. Deadlifts will definitely be interesting too

Ahh, I get your point with the bite. I guess it really is just something I’ll have to get used to.

And thanks! Really happy I waited for this! It’s my first leather belt, so it’s not like I have anything to compare it to, but I’m definitely happy with the quality and holes!