Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

RIP

Sean Connery

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Sometimes social pressure is real. Sometimes I feel weak and just to take gear and embrace the dark side lol. I now know a good deal of people who are or were on.

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Did you just subtly come out of the natty closet?

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Lol I hope that if I jump the gun, I’ll be able to grow a freaking beard at least

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I’m almost positive I couldn’t until I got on TRT. I never let it get past the ā€œ14 year old boyā€ stage till after I was on. Had low test for a while, probably couldn’t have. Now I have a luscious beard.

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I’ll do some tests anyway I think when lockdown is over. I mean, sure I have asian genes, but I’m 30 and still haven’t got a single hair on my cheeks ahahah

But that’s one of the main things that I don’t like with gear: I actually have zero hair on my body except a bit on my legs. No need to shave. And I don’t want to have hair growing everywhere and on annoying places especially like my back

Fuck, you think backs bad? You wait til the ears and nose start sprouting. No-one warns you about that when you’re young.

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That wasn’t specified, but I wouldn’t expect to call them either within this context anyway. I can’t see any situation where I would call them anything other than their first name.

One of my old colleagues did this. He started doing it as a joke everywhere where they asked for a title putting ā€œLordā€, because it’s usually an option provided. Eventually someone paid for an actual Lordship for him (in the UK, you can buy about a square foot of land and get yourself designated as a Lord pretty cheap. It even comes with a totally authentic (looking) certificate).

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Why do you say such hurtful things?

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My programming only allows me to tell the truth.

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You’re such a keeper!

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With the appropriate choice of inflection, the swiss army knife of words.

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…pick up women.

National Lampoon Animal House 1978 -the cucumber section.

With the appropriate choice of inflection (and a pause), one can add a comma after the ā€œLordā€, and you would not think it was so nice…

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Your dad’s a wise man. It is hell on earth. Ive been to the some of the nightmarkets and big tourist trap-malls in Beijing at rush hour, but i verry much prefer them over Ikea. Never set foot in a 7 storey one and only love or a credible death threat will make me do so. Cant even imagine the horror!

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Funny story: the cafe at the top floor is a dating center for the elderly :joy:

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Hahaha!
Cant stop laughing!

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Politely corrected you there. You have 3 months to get used to it. You may also use ā€œmy Lordā€.

Upon reflection, genuflection, Your Lordship, Milord, I’ve been trumped.

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Thanks you, kind sir. Just ā€œmy Lordā€ or ā€œYour Lordshipā€ please. ā€œMilordā€ sounds like a fag.

Oh crap…

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