One of my first experiences with the pharma forum was reading a thread where a guy literally said something along the lines of āwho cares if my dick doesnāt work when I can rep 315ā
Baffling mindset. How skewed do your life priorities have to be to get there?
I mean why not have both?
I hope the 315 wasnāt the deadliftā¦
Maybe he could lick his eyebrows and breath through his earsā¦ so doesnāt care that his junk donāt work.
But yeah its pretty pathetic
when somebody drives like an idiot, it annoys me. but itās when I screw up, then I really get upset at myself.
I was driving to the gym and I needed to make a left turn to get into the parking lot of the gym. I let a car pass and then I initiated the turn. a split second too late, I realized a guy on a motorcycle was coming on the opposite lane. I cut him off bad as it was too late for me to stop.
he honked at me, and yelled something. I waved in apology, as a matter of fact even before he had a chance to honk. I realized my mistake immediately, but at the same time it was too late. nothing bad happened thankfully, but how the heck did I not see him?! Iām so angry at myself right now
I always assume guys like this are just power bottoms.
Wow that escalated quickly!
Because I want what I want when I want it, and I want it now, and damn the consequences.
Until the benefits fade, and the consequences donāt, and then another pharma topic featuring a sad shell of a man is born.
A like just wasnāt enough for this response. I loved your response of repeatedly playing dumb so he has to explain his shite joke. This sort of diet shaming or food shaming is probably the most annoying thing about being someone who is actively involved it being fit and healthy in any form. You literally canāt win, you eat a salad you get told to relax and have a doughnut, you eat doughnut and you get told youāve broken your diet. I tend to not even bother responding to this anymore but now I am going to try your version.
That sums it up pretty well hahaha. I suppose it wouldnāt be quite as bad if it only worked one way but the fact that people will jump on you whichever one you choose is preposterous.
I confess that I think pharma has its place. This applies to roids and rec substances. I think of it like this:
I love a glass of red wine with dinner. Often I love many glasses of red wine with dinner. I am a pretentious, highly annoying wine-ponce: I have visited wine country in South Africa, San Francisco, Melbourne, Chianti, Rioja, Reims (champagne) etc etc. Basically, I love wine. And I drink far too much of it by any reasonable standard.
But thereās a big difference between that and ending up on a park bench drinking moonshine in piss-stained clothes. (Although most people find pretentious wine snobs a lot more irritating than winos!)
Likewise, I can see the advantages of mdma or acid applied, erm, āappropriatelyā, as opposed to the guy lying in an alley with a heroin syringe stuck in his eyeball.
Same with roids. If you educate yourself and use them judiciously, you may turn out as healthy and long-lived as Arnold or Reg Park and not end up whining and dickless in the T-Nation Pharma forum.
Have a doughnut. Have a beer. Drop an E. Shoot some T in your butt. Maybe just find out a bit beforehand and figure out some sort of limits first, and donāt cry if you fuck it all up and end up with a fat belly/hangover/comedown/dead dick.
Is this a thing? If my stuff doesnāt work then I may throw a gift her way now and then, otherwise we are both suffering.
Bet this dude also had chicken legsā¦
What other explanation could there be?
My wife would get violent if I didnāt give her dick on the regular.
Especially with the overly-stupid lock downs New Mexico (who has a statewide case count that single buildings in NYC exceeded) left us little other options for entertainment. We hike and bump privates in no particular order, pretty much every day.
Super jelly of you
I canāt wait until 10pm, when Matt and Trey sort out all the recent current events for me!
āPandemic Special!ā Looks pretty funny. I havenāt watched that in a while.
Confession (several) and a rant:
1:
Iād love to run a steriod cycle. Iām not going to. The chances of permanent shut down and my wife finding out are too high. Possibly more that latter than the former.
2:
I know exactly what cycle I would run.
12 weeks.
300mg/wk of Test C. 150mg into the delts E3.5d.
Increase dose by 100mg/wk every 2 weeks so I can monitor sides. At week 6 Iām on 500mg and stay there.
I would also add 50mg var daily weeks 7-12.
PCT I always forget if its Clo or Nov thats recommend. Either way- start this 3 weeks after last pin for 4weeks.
3:
Iām not going to do the above. Ever. But Iāve done enough research to know itās as āsafeā as a cycle can be. Moderate dosage of mild drugs administered in a way where I can track any sides and bail quickly.
4:
Guys that start a tread - Iāve JUST started TRT. Whats Decca like. Is Tren any good? Make me cringe. I fully planned my cycle, and weight up the pros and cons and thought better. Even a curious glance at the forums will show you 100ās of threads that say - let your trt settle THEN bump up the T to 3/4/500w for 12 weeks. Maybe add Var 1st time out. But tren? Itās the steriod for when steriods stop working. Back up. This isnāt like āpartyā drugs that a bad trip and itās all over in a few hours. This shit hangs around for MONTHS if it goes wrong. Again the forum has search function.
It just blows my mind.
Also people that stupid should not be allowed PEDs anyway.
5:
Unrelated. Iād forgotten how much a good a morning walk can be for your digestive system. Genuinely Iāve read the research. Doing as little as 1/2 in the morning gets you going. I need to keep this as part of my daily routine.
So rant over.
Hold up 1 more thing.
6:
The guys that help out in the Pharma section are outstandingly nice ppl. There is no way Iād be helping some of the idiots they do. I see this so often.
Man A: I wanna run Decca on my first cycle
T Nation: stupid
Man A: screw you. Youāre all losers and know nothing.
6 months later
Man A: So my dick wont work and Iām now a B cup.
T nation: youāre not even going to say sorry are you? Doesnāt matter, where is what you got to doā¦
Story of my life. Risk analysis is one thing, but Id have done / be doing a lot more stupid shit if i wasnāt worried about my wife finding out.
Iām torn on this one. I see where youāre coming from, but I think people that stupid shouldnāt be allowed to procreate, so giving them access to steroids might be a win.