I think it’s a regular taco shell?
Nah, looks like a folded (and slightly burnt) parmesan crisp.
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Confession: I believe Pistol squats were invented by short & skinny people as a poor excuse for a measure of strength.
Confession part II: if I never do a traditional squat again, I could still be happy. All they do is tend to aggravate my back. I do, however, wish my gym had a belt squat machine.
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Ever consider using a landmine and a dip belt instead?
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I have not - but that is an excellent idea.
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I fried haloumi for breakfast this morning.
(And eggs, and grilled sausages, but the cheese wins.)
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I confess to being a jerk to one of my co-workers because, in fairness, they started it.
Someone brought in a REALLY baller bag of mini sized candy bars. Milky Ways, Milk Way Midnights, Twix, Snickers, Three Muskateers.
For those that don’t speak candy, THIS is a “fun sized” candy bar
And THIS is a “mini”
As I wrote previously, I’m on a work trip and packed a bunch of food. I’ve been eating it around my co-workers: lots of chicken, tuna, and riced cauliflower. I grabbed a snickers mini, because snickers are delicious, and it’s 45 calories. I had my squat workout that morning, where, along with performing my famous “Xeno Squats”, I had a 104 rep set on the leg press followed immediately by a 50 rep dropset without lockout: just staying in the middle part of the ROM. Ended it with tabata assault bike. I’m trying to gain weight, and I definitely burned some calories.
Upon seeing me eat the mini Snickers, my co-worker goes “NO! What the Hell man: you were doing so good!”
I know exactly what he’s trying to get at, but I just play dumb “I don’t understand”
“You’re eating candy!”
“…I don’t understand”
“This whole time you were doing such a great job!”
“…I don’t understand”
I kept this up until it eventually forced him to explain his stupid joke’s punchline so I could then tell him I still don’t understand. Because I confess that it legitimate upsets me when people decide to hold me to a standard I’m not even holding myself to. I see that crap all the time too. No one bats an eye if some land-whale eats 2 meatball subs for lunch, but if the “fit guy” eats a cheeseburger it’s always “Oh: is today your cheat day?”
Kindly go f**k yourself. You’ve been living a cheat life.
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I am stealing this term for ubiquitous use in the future.
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Funnily enough, despite having tried every other drug known to man, I’m too scared to try roids.
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Probably not a bad thing. The pharma section pretty much sums up that roids will render you impotent and infertile.
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Oddly, or maybe not, I’m the same.
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Other possible side effects are increased stupidity and decreased writing skills. I did an informal study of the posters in that sub-forum, and found a higher-than-average incidence of both. I can only attribute this to their use. There is no other explanation.
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I think you are being facetious but hard to tell.
I believe it is the other way around. Higher stupidity leads to horrible choices.
Since I have had liver issues since I was 15, I have no desire to chance more liver issues with the use of roids.
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I am being facetious. If ever there’s a question for you about the seriousness of one of my posts, you can go ahead and assume I’m fucking around.
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Taking some of that out of the gene pool probably benefits us all .
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Flame free confession:
I had a funny comment to add to the bf% train wreck thread but I guess Chris locked it and now I’m bummed 
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Feel free to add it here
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That’s it. None of the drugs I ever took had the potential to be one-and-done dick murderers. My sky-high libido is very dear to me.
IMHO, there is too much attention paid to the negative sides like broken dicks and some kind of pimple infection that makes dudes sprout puss worms.
The gains are there to be gotten! One could feasibly take their bench from like 185 to as much as 225 in just 16 weeks.
Without even having to lift those icky weights!
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