Monday Night Football will make you forget all about the Jets!
It’s OK to check out others teams. You can’t cheat on your woman but it’s fine to cheat on your team and your lifting program.
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Today I was kicked in the belly by an old man several times while doing planks. Never been so happy
It’s not like we wanted to win - just not to be embarrassed, though I was expecting to lose AND be embarrassed, so I didn’t leave surprised, just kind of sad, and also feeling bad for a young quarterback who could have been developed under a great coach and made tens of millions, but who has lost so much confidence and regressed so much under a supposed QB “guru” (who got that title for working with Peyton Manning AFTER he joined the Broncos, so, yeah…) that he might never get a gig again.
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“Mexitalian” kind of like Tex-Mex?
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that looks like a level 1 food felony. Whoever invented that is on the hook by both the Italian and Mexican authorities… an international crime 
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Poor guy was running for his life.
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My Italian brain must somehow work backwards. As soon as I saw it I started salivating (figuratively that is) and wanted to try it. Very far away from the reaction my fellow Italians would have on average.
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What’s the shell made from?
I kinda feel the texture of this would be a bit wrong haha
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Shell should be made of very thin garlic bread.
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I think it should be made of fried pizza cheese. You know those parts that touch the pan and get that crunchy caramelized goodness?
That stuff.
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Not a bad idea, but @simo74’s suggestions ups the ridiculous carb on carb element
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Fried cheese wins.
Fried cheese always wins.
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I had the same thought! Have to be garlic bread.
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Omg you literally made me want to cook a pizza so I can get those crunchy cheese drips to eat.
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I’m kinda flabbergasted by this. And saddened.
I blew all of my chances to eat insane things on stuff like pizza shop pizzas and Dagwood sized ham sammichez only to find out about this, now.
Haha @yogi was raving about msten at the time so I had to try it. It’s still legal in some countries so I think I need to expand a little on it.
Designer prohormones are STEROIDS with far worse side effects. They managed to maintain their legal status for some time because some science guys fucked around with the chemical structure(that long ass chain of numbers and letters with symbols I can’t find on my keyboard) and the legal guys didn’t know how to classify them.
Guys who have legal access to them: please don’t use them. The side effects are awful. If you use them without exogeneous testosterone, you will have no sex drive and BOTH your natural testosterone production will stop and your estrogen will crash, which will lead to a host of other problems like having the mood swings of a menopausal woman and wrecking your joints when lifting heavier weights.
If you are a roid user, just user regular roids.
*Never happened to me but then I have a very high natural tolerance to the side effects of roids(even tren doesn’t affect me adversely) with the exception of deca.
The secret is not having abs in the first place. Then you have nothing to compare it too. 
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