We have some very funny glitches occurring in the matrix today. 
Thank goodness! Maybe I am just hungry and not decrepit 
Iād probably die if I lost 100 lbs ā¦ and I could probably use a haircut ā¦ however, Scrotie McBoogerballs advises me against it
Iād break the first law of thermodynamics if I lost 100lbs 
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Iām disappointed nobody has pointed out that he needs to stop putting his balls in the microwave.
Dudes missing out on an opportunity to hop around.
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Hey how about some confessions in the confession thread why not?
I confess I am losing about an extra 10 minutes a day looking at myself in the mirror these days.
I also confess that my wife and I went on a 2 mile walk after our lunchtime workouts today and I was upset at how much she kept leaving me in the dust.
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I feel like these two confessions might be linked. Did you find she tended to pull ahead when you were around large, reflective surfaces?
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I confess I definitely check out my arms in car windows.
But no: she just absolutely dusted me. I was hurting.
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The funhouse mirror effect car windows have is always flattering to your limbsā¦not so much to your torso though.
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This is my excuse for not getting any bigger / leaner.
Iāve become a fan of tank tops now that my shoulders have a little more size and shape. I donāt have a six pack anymore but Iām covering my weaknesses and highlighting my strengths. Iām pretty sure this is what womenās fashion is all about.
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On a related confession, I put a mirror in my gym recently, it added significant time to my sessions and resulted it way too many swolfies.
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I confess I donāt understand the allure of selfies, gym or otherwise
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I confess I only check myself out in the closet mirrorā¦the bathroom mirror lies!
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I donāt post them, I have no other social media. Theyāre vaguely useful to see progress (but mostly to unnecessarily inflate my ego).
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I confess that one of the things I miss about gaining weight was always having something to do with downtime. Gotta wait for someone? Go grab some food. Now what do I do?
I ended up going to a GNC to kill time and had one of those āold guy at the music shopā moments. They donāt carry anything I am familiar with anymore. What happened to MHP? āUp Your Massā was awesome. Is MuscleTech just gone? What the hell is Ghost Protein?
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Protein extracted from ghosts. Duh
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Great: now I canāt eat Girl Scout cookies.
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Itās the same reason I stopped eating vegetarian food. It was a moral decision.
That just actually had me rolling.
Thanks.
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