Flame Free Confession III: Even More Flame Free (Part 1)

They’re something else. I’d forgotten about them, thank you.

I also gotta do them twice more this next week.

Not looking forward to it, at all. It’s been 10 hours and when I move my arms my delts still feel funny.

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I have a 23 lb sledge hammer I found laying on RT 18 in New Jersey back when I lived there.

It breaks up sidewalks really well.

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Confession: I secretly laugh when doughy and skinny fat (read: generally to severely out of shape) individually talk about how they exercise or did this program or that and how successful it was for them.

Look dude, you’re carrying about 40 lbs too much fat and just finished your second piece of cake. I don’t know if you should be discussing your results from P90x … I don’t think Tony appreciates it

Really my confession is I can be a bit overly critical in judgmental of fatties

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Confession(along similar lines):
When I listen to someone saying something I completely disagree with, I take pleasure in appearing as supportive as possible while mentally devising the nastiest counter arguments

@Frank_C’s video reminds me of one of Dan John’s 10 things every lifter should be able to do -long jump your height. I confess it was a lot harder than I expected; mostly because the distance when I “eyed” it was just a wee, tad, bit shorter than when I actually measured it…

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I can relate to this.

Unfortunately, those weren’t lazy jumps. I had to focus and give er hell every rep.

I deadlifted for the first time in 7 ish months and it was so hard to not go bar/95/135/185/225/275…
And I forgot how much a deadlift brace shoots up BP or whatever

I use the Smith Machine like twice a week.

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My version takes up very little space, in case you ever decided you wanted to go this route:

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I confess I’ve gotten WAY too comfortable with my current schedule, and don’t feel quite ready to get back to school in a month :sweat_smile:

I can relate. I mean, I’m not staying up till 4am nightly and sleeping the day away (99% of the time) but with no school and very little work I’ve gotten very used to my free time. I am looking forward to having a routine again though - until school shuts down again, haha.

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I have a routine… I just prefer one without math :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: TBH, I’m actually quite happy to be doing stuff online, just miss the gym

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I wish I had met a girl who would wrap my scrotum up as tenderly and lovingly as this woman:

Hollllllly shit! How about losing a hundred pounds to start? How about a doctor?? How about a haircut?

Now I’m going to be in a questionable mood all day.

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You’re so judgy

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It’s kinda wierd how he has personified his sack. “It tells me…”.

Really? Like you have a “Total Recall” situation going on down there?

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Yeah? Maybe YOU should lose a hundred pounds!

And get a haircut!

I am so old I got frustrated with the child proof ziplock bag of Tide Pods and ended just cutting the whole top off. :cry:

I get the same way when I’m hungry.

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