Liu Bang(The Chu-Han Contention) was the biggest wuss in Chinese history. His wife was the one who won everything for him.
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Since weāre assigning fault here Iām also blaming Asians in general and the Japanese in particular for making me believe the idea that, if I were to study a martial art, it should be Ninjitsu. I considered this a sound concept for many years.
Edit: In hindsight, I suppose I need to at least shift some of the blame to Van Damme and his misleading depiction of ninjitsuās effectiveness in Bloodsport.
If I were less cursed with racism I mightāve held Chong Liās methods in higher esteem.
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They were wusses too- they came in all high and mighty. WIthin 3 generations, they wanted to be more Han than the Hans 
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I was going to skip the gym today but somehow I am now motivated to goā¦
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Iām happy my words could provide some motivation 
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Didnāt the āMan Showā on Comedy Central always end with a āgirls jumping on trampolinesā segment?
total mamaās boy too
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The fact that women can control men easily is nothing newā¦
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Iām pretty sure thereās a chapter in The Art of War on honeytraps
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I just wanna see somebody whip out one of those big fancy halberds and go all crazy with it.
I also donāt know if thatās a confession or not. Iām leaning towards not.
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A popular trope in classic Chinese literature is the strongman who downs a couple of roasted chickens with a liter of spirits then whips out (insert insanely heavy weapon) to whoop some corrupt official ass
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Bah, ninjas couldnāt even beat a drunk Tom Cruise in The Last Samurai. Wusses.
Guan Yu, now known as The God of War, supposedly wielded a 100lb blade lol.
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Who needs a gym when your weapon is heavier than most guys in a commercial gym can overhead press
Sidenote: womenās dresses used to weigh 40+ lbs and some would walk a couple of hours a day on their estate grounds
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Nuns from the Ermei Sect could kick the collective asses of everyone here using hairpins as projectiles.
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What in the fuck has been going on in this thread for the last 100 repliesā¦
This thread is always weird to jump back into, especially now that itās in this subforum.
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I confess Iāve been waiting for a reply like this for the last 5 hours or so 
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The power of Chinese kungfu.
Nuns in China used to be able to make you bleed from your eyes, nose, mouth, ears all at once by lightly touching your pressure points. The Exploding Heart Technique in Kill Bill was childās play compared to this.
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On the plus side, i can usually count on it to make for an entertaining read while I slog through my elbow rehab
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I donāt know really anything about Chinese culture or mysticism, but me and that dude are like spiritual buddies.
I think thereās something deep in some menās souls that says āHereās how you fix thatā¦ā. 
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